16B – Swapping Stories with Neil Garguilo and David Park
NNF Players Club 16B – David Park and Neil Garguilo
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16 Ballad
00 – Hello and welcome! Jimmy thrown by voices in the hall!
Safety first on the water guys.
The door outside is missing. They’re fixing it maybe?
Possibly a couple of hobos outside? Looking for some chili!
Jimmy updates everyone on the Fantasy Baseball stuff.
Steve’s running the show!
Using the CBS site. Jimmy’s paying out of pocket for the site. We will pardomize the 13 winners at the end of the show!
“You gotta dump out John?” – worst sentence in tv history?
05 – A tree tried to steal my hat.
Ketchup controversy. People angered at Rich for having ketchup on his hotdog.
Hot Dog vs Burger?
Jimmy still off burgers.
Smash Burger chat.
10 – John Ross Bowie and Jimmy went to see Patty LuPone! Jimmy tells the story about he event. They ran into Fred Willard at the venue.
Their seats were pretty much the same spot s the last time they saw her.
They loved the show. She was phenomenal.
Jimmy talks more about the show, the merch table, and buying a preautographed CD.
Our guest sneaks in and gets the treatment from Jimmy who then continues his story. They met Patty hung out got autographed and when they left John and Jimmy jumped up and down and hugged like a “couple of queeeerrrsss.”
15 – Jimmy says there was zero divaness from Patty at all.
Both of our guests are now here!
David Park and Neil Garguilo!
Our door is missing we have no idea why. It may be stolen!
Maybe I’ll go find out what happened? Or maybe ill cellophane the door?
Neil’s in to kill someone.
20 – Back to George RR Martin. Eliot brought the worst Che into the conversation.
GRRM wrote The Outer Limits, and Twilight Zone, and more.
Jimmy doesn’t want to speak ill of his first boob.
Jimmy declares the smashing pumpkins overrated and unlistenable before launching into some Evita.
Welcome to 16 Bolton! Judging by the groans no one got it.
True or Falsed with Soul Provider!
25 – We go through Michael Bolton’s Soul Provider album.
You Wouldn’t Know Love indeed co-written by Diane Warren.
The guys talk about the new Billy Eichner. “Big Bird doesn’t care Ed Norton’s having a moment.”
Eliot’s B word is Bobby Darin.
30 – Vagina Guitars are indeed real
No current pricing available though.
Mark Cuban is indeed worth more than the other sharks combined.
40 – You don’t like puss?” – Jimmy on matt’s reluctance to except endorsement from Vagina Guitars. David asks, “What you don’t like sweet sweet damp?”
Eliot’s got a one bedroom ready for viewing! $1575!
David describes Jimmy’s voice as pearl like and soniferous(?).
45 – The guys consider Jimmy a close friend from listening so long and editing him.
Matt’s B word is Bruce.
Steve Miller Band Italian X Rays –
David and Neil explain Mockpocalypse. It’s a talking heads type show about music.
Jimmy and the guys talk about how many times he told Neil to go fuck himself.
50 – Jimmy is not investing in the bit.
More steely dan talk.
Some Christopher Cross talk. He won five grammys with his first album.
55 – David Pack was indeed in Ambrosia.
Jimmy tells an acting class story.
60 – David’s B word was Buble! Jimmy was gonna use that earlier but he changed it.
David talks about Eddie Murphy’s appearance on the SNL 40 where the fumbled the cut to commercial.
65 – More SNL chat. Some OJ chat.
Neil’s (Gar-Jew-low) got a character named after him on The Walking Dead. His B word is Beach Boys. Yikes.
True or False, our 20 minute beach boys ranting generated the most hate mail.
Yuck.
70 – Matt sums up the Beach Boys stuff with, “Little deuce coup can suck your dick.”
Revved up like a douche is not the right lyric –
Jimmy talks about going to the Fairfax swap meet and running into a fan of the show and her giving Oliver something for free.
75 – jimmy talks about a seller at the swap meet not knowing if they make film for the cameras he was selling.
We’re trying to determine who’s going upstairs. But we go on to discuss Neil sweating.
80 – Neil learned not to wear flip flops with slacks.
Jimmy talks about a stop by he and the family did at Dave Holmes’ house.
The guys talk about shouting the fword at each other when they see each other on the street. Jimmy wants to find a new word so he can keep doing that.
Jimmy tells a Vince Moranto story about being worried abou taking his shirt off on a hot day. He does it and someone drives by and yells, “put your shirt on fat ass!”
85 – Jimmy tells a story about getting a message from someone with language issues, “oh mr. jim how do you cope?”
The guys talk cruises. David did shows on cruises and tells us all about it.
90 – Neil talks about shooting a commercial in Columbia. He tells a story about someone with them having a rat fall on them while they slept.
Break!
16 Bolton!
Neil and I went to talk to the manager. Door being fixed today. I missed what everyone is saying.
Shaun of the Dead meets Office Space is what David is saying about their film.
Jimmy shares his history with Cuba Gooding Jr.
100 – We’re done! Matt hopes Neil takes a shower.
We’re not done Fantasy league info coming up!
We’re back!
Hello maddog!
NNF Fantasy Baseball League Here we go!
$100 entry fee
The split is $25 per category. MVPs $25 each. $1400 overall pool. 1, 2, 3 splits the remainder.
Jimmy loves Matt’s words and phrases. One of which they can’t say on the air.
Steven Johnson – Commissioner
Jimmy Pardo
1. Scott Boland
2. Cash Hatzel
3. Joseph Bearss
4. Zach Cloft
5. Carl Thomas
6. Tyler Branz
7. Michael genrich
8. Jason Meyers
9. Lawrence
10. Jake Iverson
11. Mike Wolfram
12.Spencer Sponheim
13. len fernside
Alts
Kyle Rismandel
Justin Benjamin
Jarod Razinski
There’s the group!
That door is going up!
See ya next time!
My pleasure,
Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth
