1516 – Calling the Shots with Paul Scheer

Paul Scheer finds out that Jimmy really does like him!

Paul Scheer finds out that Jimmy really does like him!

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NNF 1516 – Paul Scheer
@PaulScheer
Paul’s website

00 – Hello indeed! Episode 1516! We did it! We finally got to the episode Jimmy’s thought it has been for 8 or 9 episodes! We now sing Christine sixteen!

 

She’s young and clean. Gross.

Jimmy is on the new episode of Who Charted! Check it out.

One of the questions was about which Kiss makeup he would wear. Jimmy probably goes Demon, it’s the most fun. Jimmy’s probably allergic to that cat makeup.

The Demon make-up kit! 

Another link

05 – No free rides! Looks like that originated on episode 713 with Mike Sweeney. 

Matt talks about Gene Simmons on Howard Stern. “We got business Gene!”

Gymnais! Elipt! Tread! All these abbreviated things jimmy does.

Sal Bar. We miss him.

Jimmy did some weights today. His arm is a little tender.

Kettlebell – 

10 – Listen to the Players Club to get in on this Eliot story. Unfucking real.

Pardcastathon is right around the corner! Next Friday! 12 – 1! Bakers Dozen guys! 3P – 4A east coast.

Hawaii is 2 hours behind us. 

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Lotta favorites at the Pardcasathon! Lots of guests. Packed to the gills. Most we’ve ever had. More like a variety show with music and magic and comedy and interviews.

Matt’s really excited for it.

Don Dixon’s Romeo at Julliard. #1 album of 1987.
He’s married to Marti Jones.

20 – Our guest is here! Matt tries to blame me for the time mess up. Jimmy takes responsibility.

Jimmy likes his Matt’s Thomas Guide bit.

Paul Scheer is here!

Red Camera

Thomas Guide:

Thomas Guide Maps might be closed down?

25 – Jimmy is not really mad at Marc Maron guys.

Break!

We’re back!

Paul Scheer is with us finally!

He thought Jimmy might not like him since he’s never been on the show or on pardcastathon.

Paul got an oral invite to Pardcastathon from Jimmy himself! Jimmy confirms all of his invites to Paul.

Paul plugged NNF on his own show.

30 – Jimmy and Paul discuss guesting on each other’s shows. Jimmy actually thought Paul didn’t like him.

Randolph Mantooth – 

Paul officially confirms he likes Jimmy Pardo.

Jimmy mentions there is another comedian out there that doesn’t like him and it drives him nuts. Paul doesn’t know why!

Paul has a six month old child and is keeping it social media free. His name is August aka Gus. Paul’s wife is June Diane Raphael. 

Paul give’s his approval to Matt’s son’s name.

35 – Paul’s been on @Midnight a bunch but he’s only won once he says.

Jimmy and Paul discuss the show.

Oliver is the Marc Maron of names.

Oliver is in the top 20 of baby names! 

Ty Burell, Andy Daly, and Matt sold Jimmy out on the 1 baby agreement.

The panel talks raising kids and having more than one.

40 – Jimmy had Kit Kats at Halloween!

Paul’s moved to a higher class chocolate now.

Jimmy not a fan of dark chocolate. He prefers a milk chocolate.

The guys talk about Rollo! Paul thinks it never got it’s due.

Toffifee/Toffifay 

Sanford and Son indeed had a character named Rollo.

Paul’s divorced parents got together to tell Paul he was not allowed to watch Sanford and Son because they thought it promoted negative stereotypes of poor black people.

Diff’rent Strokes Very special Episode!

Hoyt Axton – 

45 – Paul’s parents became born again Christians and told him about no santa around 10 or 12.

He tells a story about how they had a church give his parents a list of albums to destroy. One of which was a Weird Al album.

50 – Paul’s mom was married three times. Paul has no contact at all with the middle husband. Paul talks about living with him on a farm on Long Island where they had dogs and horses, and raised quails.

Jimmy had two step sisters in the 80s but he has no idea where they are. It’s fascinating to Paul that they haven’t reached out. Jimmy admits he hasn’t reached out either.

55 – Paul talks about trying to find a friend from school and not being able to find him.

I’m tracking down Paul’s step-sisters. I think I found them.

The guys talk about tracking down people from their pasts.

60 – Jimmy tells that reunion story again about hearing someone excited that he was there and someone else not caring at all.

Paul tells a story about a high school bully type that used to make his dick show clearly in his gym shorts. He prank called this guys mom and told her the police had him. The guy came to his house to beat him up after he found out about it. He also stole two laser discs from him.

20 years later, this guy reached out to him on facebook. “What’s up fuckface.” He said. Weirdly positive and negative. He also wrote back about the crank call! He said he’s gonna kick his ass again and to come to his bar in LA. Paul eventually blocked him. The guy still posts about it on facebook saying he can’t believe paul blocked him. Paul did further research and this guy does not own a bar in LA, probably doesn’t even work at one.

65 – Paul said the guy got real heated really quick in that conversation. Paul says he’d never go to the reunion. Jimmy says maybe go spend 90 minutes regrouping with this people and leave and go about your business.

70 – Jimmy talks about some guys at his 20th who tried to be funny and pretty much made him not want to go to the 30th.

Paul says he’s happy with his friends now and if he wanted to keep a relationship with those people from high school he would have.

Paul is more interested in reconnected with people he worked with at Blockbuster than he is high school folks.

Jimmy is forever grateful that the great guys from High School comes out to see him when he is in town.

75 – Jimmy say’s he’d be more interested in reunions if he was part of his parents generation.

Paul tells the story of Bruce Springsteen going to his wife Patty’s high school reunion. He just sat outside. Paul rac across some random driver who was there and hung out with Bruce all night in the parking lot. He called it the best night of his life.

Katherine Helmond is still alive. 

Paul talks about his dislike of the term of Binge Watch. He did enjoy watching Battlestar Galactica back to back. Some shows need that week delay though like Breaking Bad.

Wrap it up Matt! Paul’s gotta go. He is literally going to Bloomberg TV to talk about the creation of Wolf Pup. He talks about Kevin Spacey in the new Call of Duty.

Thanks Paul! Jimmy is in for his podcast.

Matt wonders if they’ll do Twister because he wants Jimmy to watch it again.

Paul tells a story about seeing a shirtless cowboy hat wearing Bill Paxton jogging in Ojai.

So long Paul!

We’ll be back!

80 – We’re back! Only two breaks. Paul was on a tight schedule. Jimmy takes the heat on not starting earlier.

Jimmy introduces his new Ice Tea can that he got from Wal-mart.com

85 – Delicious! Stallone in a Smaller can is here!

Dennis DeYoung

Matt saw Lisa Loeb performing over the weekend. Jimmy and Danielle tried to go but it was sold out.

Andrew Donnolly was there. Matt saw Rowie and their kids also.

There is a new comic-store in their neighborhood that’s being hailed as kid friendly. Oliver got some comics there. They had a nice day.

Jimmy had a delicious salad from Stone Oven in a mall. He loved it. Apparently, real chicken.

90 – I’m here. Eliot’s here. The Screw-up, The Misfit. Jimmy unsure how he can show his face here today.

Jimmy talks about Part time Lover.

Eliot takes responsibility.

Matt’s doing good. He saw Lisa Loeb. She did a couple adult songs too.

Ericsson_1939We’re gonna take some calls!

Good to having Paul on.

Hi Colin! Don’t assume Jimmy remembers you. Bye Colin!

Hi Matt! Bye Matt!

Let’s hear some voicemails.

Hi Karen Esquivel! Bye!

Hi Josh! Cya Josh!

Hey Jason Wilcox! He and the wife are coming in for pardcastathon. Thanksgiving Dinner home cooked or restaurant.

Jimmy doesn’t care as long as its not at his house.

Bye Jason!

Hello Dylan! He asks about leaves. Jimmy asks if they’re hillbillies?! Bye Dylan!

Voicemail from Dallas.

Colin is back!

Hi Tagg! Goodbye Tagg we’re done with you.

Dallas wants to know how old you tell Oliver santa doesn’t exist.

Tagg’s back and asking if there is an album you bought on very format. Jimmy says a Chicago album, Matt a Jack White album. Tagg’s was a Bon Jovi album.

Dan from Boston with the ‘tude.

Hi Chris is in the valley working in Culver City. He runs that after school festival. Oliver is part of a Five Star after school programs. Chris’s is just one star. They’re doing Once Upon a Musical now. Good luck with the shows Chris!

Matt and Jimmy think Dallas was asking how old they tell Oliver Santa Claus is. 

Wired

We hear a voicemail from Nick. I can’t hear it. He asks about door knob or door handle. Sounds like Knob.

One more voicemail that Jimmy loves. He’s gonna call him back.

Aaliah movie – 

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WWe get josh back on the phone. He’s in flight school. His wife is on a boat.

115 – No good comes out of seeing a helicopter. Matt suggests getting a helicopter to drop balloons on kid’s parties. Jimmy insists this is dangerous.

Thanks for what you do Josh!

Captain Feathersword is the right name 

Jimmy admires the guys in the military. He supports them.

Pardcastathon is next week! You can donate at pardcast.com!

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth