1512 – Sitting Pretty with Gary Gulman


Gary Gulman cleverly obscuring an address that is not the Never Not Funny studio anyway

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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher


00 – Hello and welcome! Jimmy is the host of the show who is not sure which episode number we’re on. 1516? Nope. Christine 16 is a Kiss song.

05 – Jimmy took over the computer to go over Christine 16 (Love Gun) lyrics and 17 by Winger.

Jimmy finally guessed the episode number.

Jimmy opened for Laurie Kilmartin at her shows this weekend. At the one of the shows someone was trying to videotape on his phone. He got all entitled when Jimmy told him to shut it off.

10 – Jimmy tells the story about the guy videoing who then was playing with his phone trying to take down what he had already uploaded.

It was a great night and Laurie killed!

15 – Apparently someone uploaded footage of Jen Kirkman that she was asking to take down via twitter. Hannibal Burress had the same thing happen.

Our guest is here! He looks great! He’s a tall man. 6’6! His shorts would be pants on Jimmy. Our guest is staying with a former college classmate who lives nearby so he walked over.

We don’t talk about Atlanta or Crime on the show Gary. So no go on your story.

Gary played football at Boston College. 6 and 5 record in his senior year.

20 – Heathcliff 

Calvin Peete

25 – Troy Donahue 

Does not appear to have released any music.

Gary Gulman headlining Largo as this episode releases.

“Oh Machine.” – movie quote

30 – Lennon and Maisey are the daughters on Nashville –

We’re gonna talk LA Kiss show soon. Jimmy thinks they’re gonna recruit 6’8” Gary Gulman. He was a tight end.

He runs about 25 miles a week. 5-7 miles a day.

Jimmy did 9 miles the other day. Ran to the ocean and back. He’s doing another half marathon on Sunday.

Why the silent letters in todays day and age?

Zoe knows there is a h in honest. Jimmy says no one likes a show off.

Jimmy quotes Michael Richards, “oh the words, words!”

35 –

1. 1.
speak or shout at length in a wild, impassioned way.
“she was still ranting on about the unfairness of it all”
synonyms: fulminate, go on, hold forth, vociferate, sound off, spout, pontificate,bluster, declaim; More
1. 1.
a spell of ranting; a tirade.
“his rants against organized religion”
synonyms: tirade, diatribe, broadside;
“he went into a rant about them”

1. a forceful and bitter verbal attack against someone or something.

Jimmy has an underskin itch on his arm.

Gary points out that that is the spot they put the bionics into steve Austin.
Colin Hay is phenomenal!

Men at Work –

Jimmy gives Gary his record label resume

Gary Gulman is our guest! We’ll be back.

Welcome back to 1512!

Gary just lifted the mic extremely high! He likes to sit up straight. Jimmy tries it but his spine is not a fan of it.

40 – Room full of slouchers. Gary’s not a planker. He lifts weights about 45 minutes a week. Gary asked if he showed what he did to his arm, he then shows off a monster muscle.

The guys talk Joe Piscopo getting way into shape and stopping being funny.

Fuck off Jerry O’Connor! He was a mental bully. “We’re not gonna be friends with Jim this year!” Jerry to everyone while Jimmy was in the room.

Gary’s bully started as his best friend. This guy got popular after he got cancer.

45 – Mark Price (Skippy from Family Ties) produced Jimmy’s Game Show Funny Money.

There are PR people that don’t do their jobs well. Check with your clients before denying appearances!!

I’m here!

I watched 2 spielberg movies courtesy of Jimmy! Seeing Pippin on Wednesday!

50 – Gary talks about his t-shirt and his tour. Mike Power QB is who Gary is staying with while he is here. The guy’s 47, too old for the arena league.

Eliot is here and he mentions Oliver forming a Quidditch team.

55 – Jimmy mentions Gary’s wingspan almost putting his eye out.

Jimmy talks about Oliver’s quidditch.

Carol, Shirley, Dottie, apparently the only secretary names in the 70s.

The guys talk about Marcia Wallace.
True or false: Danielle was on the Pyramid with John Salley! He cost her the game.

Trying to find a pyramid fame.

60 – The guys talk about jewish artists doing Christmas albums.

65 – Gary is on tour

performing at Lincoln Hall in Chicago.

Guys talk masturbating to Farah Fawcett.

70 – Very important text: Where do you keep your ties?

Gary credits jimmy with starting the commenting on own jokes.

75 – Gary would be a regular on the show if he lived in town. Jimmy gets mad when RawDog doesn’t play full Gary sets and instead just cuts it short for a 19 minute red fox set.

The guys talk about Good Times.


We’re back!

Hope you enjoyed NatureBox, Warby Parker, etc ads.

We’re gonna hear about Gary getting robbed but first some Pyramid!!

80 – Gary Vs Jimmy at the Pyramid.

Gary: 4!

Jimmy: 4!

Detective Stavros
1. After Savalas came back to reprise his role on Kojak in the 1980s, he began to lose close relatives. George Savalas, his brother who playedDetective Stavros on the original Kojak series, died in 1985 of leukemia at age 60.

Alex Rocco 

Tie game between Jimmy and Gary.

90 – That was fun!

Gary loves the Conan booker, JP Buck.

Gary tells the story of his Atlanta robbery.

He checked in at 4pm, took a nap until 6:10. He wakes up to find a young man in his room (that he hadn’t ordered.). “I’m drunk as fuck.” – The guy in the room. He took Gary’s jeans which had his car keys and wallet (which has Bad Motherfucker on it.) He still has his passport thankfully so he can travel.

100 – Gary also tells a story about he was arrested. It was for a 15 year old speeding ticket. $165 ticket that turned into over $1800.

Gary does like 14 sets a week around town in New York.

Jimmy Pardo says those dishes won’t wash themselves.

Eliot talks about Astrology and the 13 houses.

Gary says the 13th house is 1313 Mockingbird Lane.

Ophiuchus:* Nov. 29-Dec. 17 – Ophiuchus is a rarely used astrological sign, not included in most versions of the Zodiac. It is also known as Serpentarius.

5 – Gary responds to Matt’s Hydrox V Oreo question. He says what he said last time call it Hydrox by mistake.

Oliver changed his costume to Harry Potter.

Oliver Wood –

Jimmy and Fam went to Rise of the Jack-o-Lanterns.

Gary launches a new premise, “have you seen what they’re doing with legos lately?” “we’re in the golden age of pumpkins!”

Seinfeld Confidential 

It was indeed on HBO!

Gary talks about a break up that happened during or just after sex. His GF sent him to the kitchen for water. He heated up some pizza while he was getting water and when he came back it started a big fight.

Been there done that – greeks or mom on a playground.

Gary is not a fan of “Just sayin’.” He knows how declarative sentences work.

Jimmy talks about Bella Ruse on the vaudeville circuit.

This was fun! Thanks for putting this together @busybody or @yenta.

Gary gives Jimmy permission to use The Tope.

Topol toothpaste was smokers toothpaste.

Thanks Gary. He’s off to the rest room.

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper