15K – Popping In with Dave Holmes

Dave was in such a hurry to leave, he didn't have time for Matt's usual 2-hour portrait session. Here's a drawing!

Dave was in such a hurry to leave, he didn’t have time for Matt’s usual 2-hour portrait session. Here’s a drawing!

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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and Additional Notes by Darryl Asher

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00 – Welcome to the players club! Jimmy’s wearing the shirt as you do in a club environment.

Jimmy thinks Matt is wasting away. Matt says he has a gut so he’s not wasting away.

Jimmy and Matt have a Much Run coming up, the day after which Jimmy has a 5k.

Jimmy get me the Steven Spielberg set! What a joy!

Matt: Darryl Asher creating a Cooze in the Carpool Lane icon right now

Still talkin’ ’bout that Skype appearance!

Darryl Asher is still talking about that Skype. Next time, pull a rabbit out of a hat instead of beating off in a hotel room. (Darryl says: “Next time? You mean I get to do it again?”)

Whooaaaa! Jimmy’s checking something out on Twitter.

05 – Jimmy talks about Shark Tank! Calls it the new Kojak. Matt mentions Joe Wagner again.

Oliver and Jimmy watched Shark Tank together and try to guess if they’re gonna get the money or not.

Shark Tank guys:
Robert Herjavec 
Kevin Harrington 
Kevin O’Leary
Daymond John 
Mark Cuban
Lori Greiner
Barbara Corcoran

Mike Olson via twitter thanks Eliot for birthday wishes, stirs up a little controversy on the Eliot Challenge!

10 – Jimmy forgot to give our guest the address.

Matt wanted to talk about 4th and Loud and apparently the finale did not record!

Jimmy talks about the finale episode of 4th and loud. Jimmy was at the game featured on the episode calls it one of the best games he’s been too. Calls it a great episode of television.

15 – It might make him upgrade his seats even more because he is so invested now. He’s already excited for the new season.
He has 40 minutes left on the podcast episode he was talking about and wonders if they talk about the team name LA Kiss.

20 – Matt gives Kiss credit for their Merch knowledge.

Brett Bouchy 

When a Man Loves a Woman 1994

Jimmy and Matt are using words like championships, expansion teams, I don’t know what they mean.

25 – Dave Holmes is in! He has limited time and he’s a little late. He gymed a little too hard today.

Dave Holmes will be at pardcastathon! He is confirmed! Lots of returning regulars. Danielle will be there too!

Matt suggests the Dave come on mid pardcastathon and lead a cross fit session.

Matt Rogers 

Matt asks Dave about The Voice.

Will Champlin 

30 – The guys continue the voice discussion. The voice choice: Hottest producer in the world or woman my mom likes.

35 – Dave has been watching the British X-Factor. Dave talks about doing the talking heads version of Foursome on PlayboyTV.

Dave went to the Playboy Mansion for a party. Duran Duran performed there. Jimmy saw them in concert around the same time and they were phenomenal.

Matt, Jimmy, and April Richardson and their significant others are all going to see Culture Club in November.

40 – We’re comparing Culture Club favorites.

Time and Do You Really Wanna Hurt Me are mine. Dave and Jimmy go with Church of the Poisoned mind Matt goes I’ll tubme 4 ya.

Dave’s gotta go already!
Bye Dave!!!

Matt mentions some commercial where a future step-father gives jewelry to the woman’s daughter.

45 – Push Present 

Engagement Rings 

Santa Claus

Jimmy is worried that this is the year that Oliver will figure out that Santa Claus isn’t real.

I don’t want to start my children’s life out with a lie! – Dumb parent on Elf in a Shelf.

50 – We’re back! 15 Kawasaki! It’s gotta be Japanese or dirty knees.

Dave guessed Koala! Doughy Dave Holmes gets all the work!

Matt’s been wrong a lot today apparently.

Back to Shark Tank.

Bad joke dick! – Eliot.

Eliot’s here! He went for Killroy same with Matt!! We have a K Word Tie!

55 – no homophobia here!

Grats to Karen Esquivel for guessing Jackal on Facebook,

Eliot quit his neighborhood council.

60 – Hey nice going! – Council member. Jimmy does his best Tom Jones.

Jimmy is starving but doesn’t want anything we have in the office.

Taking calls!

Hi Britney from Georgia. Jimmy’s dropping everything for Britney. Not really.

She’s married to Brad. Maybe a child named Beyonkay. She teaches college she’s 32. She’s a mean teacher!

Jimmy’s new wave book

65 – Hello Michael from Brooklyn! Gbye mike!
Hello and goodbye!

Hello Drew from Detroit!

Tagg Doll!! Not a sports fan apparently.

Hello again Drew! See ya Drew!

70 – Hello again Michael! He and his wife got him in a marathon. His wife was let go shortly after. They have a Chihuahua named Chino.

Jimmy lays out his plan for the 5K.

Michael’s stupid question: Big Spoon or Little Spoon in a naked and afraid situation.

Sounds like little spoon guys.

Michael judges matt’s protein comedy.

75 – One more call! Eliot asks a question about water.

80 – Turn down for what!

Jerry Cross wants hair on his feet. It’s a prank! Jimmy is sickened. HE wants to hate him but he sounds too nice.

We’re done!

Most fun Jimmy’s had on this show.

Ryan is on the phone. Gets a death stare from Jimmy.

Pardcastathon coming up!

We’re out!

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper