1509 – Weirding Out with Pete Holmes
Pete Holmes, making it weird
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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher
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00 – Hello indeed! Welcome! Jimmy thinks everyone sounds nasaly. Matt says he has the nasal filter on.
Matt tries to figure out what Sinusex is. Mucinex is what he meant.
Jimmy and Danielle saw a cockroach in the street and thought it was a monster.
Great time at LA Podfest this year. Another tiny room but great fan energy.
Shitting on Eliot is zero fun in front of other people.
Jimmy wandering around podfest is the best time to get him for your podcast. He had a great time at the fest. “Hi I’m Jimmy!” Correct response is not “yeah I know.” Introduce yourselves!
05 – Jimmy talks more about meeting people who don’t introduce themselves.
“I’m the headliner drop your pants let’s get down to puss time.” – Jimmy
Jimmy took the train home, missed two stops, and had no idea where he was.
Shawn Marek was on the panel with Matt. Roddy Swearngin is also from Sideshow.
10 – Shakeup coming! We’re cleaning house around here. Even Matt’s on thin ice!
Jimmy sat in on the final episode of Go Bayside at Podfest. Jimmy loves April’s phrases.
Jimmy mentions Phil Hendrie’s ridiculous compliment calling him his mentor!
People love mad dog!
Jimmy talks about why I Got My Mind Set On You was popular. George Harrison and the time in the 80s (1987)
Albums releasing the same day as Peter Cetera
Jimmy: Darryl is a guy that’s on top of Words with Friends. What does he do that he can play 24 hours a day? (Federal employee. Thank you taxpayer!)
15 – Jimmy talks more about the Eliot Facebook Challenge. Jimmy is grateful for Darryl Asher’s Words with Friends Etiquette.
20 – Eliot’s playing games not in the spirit of the bet!
Jimmy’s opening the floor to questions!
No fun in Eliot just not being on facebook.
Controversy!
Are we redefining the terms of the challenge?!
25 – Jimmy demands our guest go get shoes! Pete Holmes! Filth foot!
Muzzle chats.
Jimmy just wants to shut up and get smacked in the ass.
Put on taylor dane and scootch your ass across the grass.
2 pieces of ass in that car!
30 – Chevy Van
Sammy Johns.
Bowlatino!
Kiss talk!
Jimmy does some Rush.
He doesn’t do the Melt
35 – Jersey Mikes vs. Jimmy Johns
We’ll be back!
Back!
1509!
Jimmy goes around the horn.
Jimmy apologizes to Eliot again.
Jimmy makes a John Merrick reference at Podfest. Pete asks if that is a sports surgery.
40 – Jimmy wants a Friday or Saturday slot next year if we’re invited back to podfest.
Jimmy is the king of podcasting as long as Marc Maron is not in the room.
45 – Pete sings a little bit of his favorite Sam Cooke song. Bring it on home to me.
Jimmy says Sam Cooke wants the puss.
Steadypuss complex. – Pete.
Greg Berhendt is apparently wearing Fez’s on stage currently.
The panel gets dark and discusses how they want to die.
50 – Jimmy says 82. He doesn’t want anyone to have to take care of him.
Here is Frankie Valley doing Swearin’ To God on Jimmy Kimmel Live
Jimmy talks about a Christian Finnegan bit talking about Seinfeld analyzes jokes and trying to get the bit before the comedian does.
Jimmy loved himself on Pete’s podcast.
Pete talks about doing a gay joke in Louisville, KY. It didn’t crush like he expected and like it does other places.
55 – Jimmy had the best (and only) “faggot” line on Pete’s podcast.
Pete talks about going to a Christian College and how people there said fag a lot instead of fuck. They got mad because Pete said fuck all the time. He told a friend of his to stop saying it around him and he said stop saying fuck around him so pete said, “Well this is my room so get the fuck out.”
More conversation about the use of fag and gay jokes. Pete talks about an audience getting weird about gay friendly material. Pete yelled at them and called them “homophobic faggots.”
Pete is gonna get us evicted.
60 – Pardo, short jokes, guest suggestions – three things Jimmy despises.
Pete brings up The Lucas Situation ie George Lucas remaking Star Wars. Are they our movies or are they his movies?
Steve Sanders’ license plate
9/10 times suggestions for guests are wrong.
Steve Sanders license plate
65 – Jimmy clarifies guest suggestion issues.
The guys talk comedy stuff that people say that they’ll love or that’s their kind of comedy.
Pete’s face sometimes defaults to sad. Keep the feet out! – Pete.
He talks about yoga pants showing VPL, visible penis line.
Morality court after the break!
70 – We’re back! We’re gonna play some Morality court. Jimmy’s giving the floor over to Pete!
He explains why rich people are rude. He tells the story of checking into a hotel and his reaction at the end. Jimmy doesn’t think he was out of line.
75 – Pete and Jimmy talk about appropriate reactions and dealing with bad service.
80 – Pete hates getting really mad and finding out the solution was super easy.
Jimmy talks about a CPK trip and getting his salad and meal at the same time.
In the land of the nice, nothing gets done. – Pete Holmes.
Refrigerator Lesbians! – Pete
“Your response to our soup complaint left a lot to be desired.” – note to Pete on a receipt.
Matt finds as he gets older he is more likely to speak up at something bad happening (service, etc.).
85 – Here is a Morality Court situation. Construction truck parked behind his car and the super not being apologetic about it.
90 – Matt’s Morality Court situation. Guy steals a parking spot from Matt. Matt actually got out of his car and told the guy he was waiting for the spot. He asked him to move so he could get it. It wasn’t until someone yelled out that Matt was indeed waiting for the spot that the guy decided to move his car.
Is it better to just bottle things when these situations happen or is it better to speak up about it.
95 – Eliot tells a story about his father getting a new sandwich at Burger King.
Jimmy wonders if “honey does this dress make me look fat?” is a show.
Pete says he would have kept driving.
He then tells a story about his former girlfriend reaching over and honking his horn when someone was taking too long to back out of a parking lot.
100 – Pete talks about codependency.
Jimmy admits he stopped listening when Pete moved from the other chair.
Your iPhone does some healthy stuff.
Listen to You Made It Weird.
Thanks Pete!
Happy Anniversary Mike Webb and wife!!
My pleasure,
Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper