619 – Pat Francis

Released 3/17/2010

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Intro: We are back! Jimmy is being attacked by a torna-no of cords.

1:50 Matt says “frello!”

2:05 Pat says “what’s out!”

2:30 Eliot Hochberg from High-mountain.com is in for Andrew, who has relocated

2:45 It’s time to be funny

3:30 “Pat you know my doctor…”

4:15 Andrew’s memorial video will not be made public

4:45 Heartfelt thanks for all the emails and messages

5:15 A celebration of Andrew’s life, featuring a sincere but long-winded guest

6:00 The service was one of Jimmy’s best sets

7:30 “Danielle’s husband… what’s your name again? We’ve never met.”

8:00 The first interracial kiss on a game show

10:30 The story of Jimmy’s life: no one knows who he is

10:45 Pat gets reprimanded on-air for skipping work

12:00 Never Not Funny will be at Bridgetown Comedy Festival

13:00 Oregon is our 43rd state. Isn’t it?

13:15 Eliot needs to raise his hand before speaking

13:30 Sitcoms with “Hello” or “Yes” in the title

14:00 Where’s our intern?

14:30 The ladies of The Marriage Ref

15:15 Rudy Giuliani says it’s OK to be funny

15:45 Why does that blind guy wander around?

16:30 Pat thinks Taylor has a nice body

16:40 Sing along with Jimmy: Touch Me (I Wanna Feel Your Body) (Samantha Fox)

17:00 Wearwolf… what do werewolves wear?

17:15 Never Not Funny will be at MaxFunCon

17:45 Is Eliot eating interesting odd food in honor of Andrew?

19:00 Paul Gilmartin’s aching back and buffet megaphone

21:40 619, the Steely Dan / Hardcastle episode

22:45 Pat will make Matt a Steely Dan mixtape

22:50 Sing along with Jimmy: Hey Nineteen (Steely Dan)

23:00 Sing along with Jimmy: My Old School (Steely Dan)

23:10 Sing along with Jimmy: Ricky Don’t Lose That Number (Steely Dan)

23:45 Famous bands shouldn’t play covers

25:00 Jimmy’s gripping radio station story

25:30 Jimmy obsessed over buying a TV for the last 3 weeks

26:00 Jimmy is currently obsessing over buying a TV stand

28:15 Zoe has the Elmo equation all figured out

28:30 Stick it in! The DVD, I mean

30:15 Sing along with Jimmy: The Lights are On (Wha???? Can the intern please track down what song this is supposed to be?)

30:30 New dishwashing aid for the ladies

31:00 The quality of SNL through the years

32:30 Set-building and sketch quality on SNL

34:00 Jimmy threatens another microphone-throwing fit

34:30 Reality show teasers

35:30 Celebrity Apprentice: boring or not?

36:30 Pat explains how to watch Celebrity Apprentice

38:30 “Ass on the street, Robinson Peete!”

39:00 Pat’s favorite Celebrity Apprentice moment

39:45 Pat might live-Tweet Celebrity Apprentice

41:15 Jimmy needs an academic tree from Matt

42:00 “Chin up” vs. “suck it up”

42:15 Jake Steinfeld

42:45 We can’t talk about how much Jimmy hates The M******* R**

43:30 Overproduced, fake videos

44:15 Smokey butts

44:30 Clamoring for Pat

45:00 The success of Dear Starchild

46:30 Sign up on the Facebook Jimmy Pardo Fan Page and the Never Not Funny Fan Page

48:45 Pat is not going to give Ian a shout-out!

50:00 Sing along with Jimmy: Who’s Zoomin’ Who (Aretha Franklin)

50:45 Bob Costas on She-Bop

51:45 Why doesn’t anyone care about the space program?

52:15 The Great Tang Controversy of 2010

53:00 Jimmy is in this month’s Maxim magazine

53:30 Pat booked a gig at The Inn of the Seventh Ray

54:30 Jimmy’s elaborate rules for a contest at The Grove

55:15 Sing along with Jimmy: Luck Be a Lady Tonight (Frank Sinatra)

55:30 Sing along with Jimmy: Three Coins the Fountain (Frank Sinatra)

56:00 Teasing a Jackson Browne story

57:00 Matt’s irrational hatred of Jackson Browne

58:00 Break time!

58:55 Jimmy Pardo from the internet and television

59:15 What if Jimmy put his CNN appearance on his reel?

59:30 Could Jimmy do Red Eye?

1:00:45 A riveting tale of fruit gum

1:01:15 Sing along with Jimmy: More Than You Deserve (Meat Loaf)

1:01:30 Matt went to college with everyone

1:02:15 Why does Matt hate Jackson Browne?

1:02:45 Sing along with Jimmy: You’re a Friend of Mine (Clarence Clemmons and Jackson Browne)

1:03:00 Jackson Browne’s hair

1:03:30 Pat sings The Three Stooges alphabet song (Warning, watching the above video will result in the world’s most annoying song getting stuck in your head forever.)

1:04:00 Pat grew up in the ’30s with The Three Stooges

1:05:00 Jackson Browne, the Jack Johnson of the ’70s

1:05:15 Sing along with Jimmy: Somebody’s Baby (Jackson Browne)

1:05:25 Sing along with Jimmy: Lives in the Balance (Jackson Browne)

1:06:00 Favorite post-Beatles Paul McCartney songs

1:06:45 John Lennon, writer of clunkers?

1:07:30 Sing along with Jimmy: Band on the Run (Paul McCartney and Wings)

1:07:45 George Harrison and Cloud Nine

1:08:30 Remind me what Jimmy was doing in the record store…

1:09:30 Pat’s history of stalking Jackson Browne

1:09:45 Sing along with Jimmy: Bad Blood (Neil Sedaka with Elton John)

1:10:00 Here begins the Epic Saga of the Man with the Yellow Bag

1:13:55 Sing along with Jimmy: Don’t Do Me Like That (Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers)

1:16:30 Pat meets his doppleganger

1:19:20 Star Search singer Sam Harris and Over the Rainbow

1:20:00 James Brown vs. Jackson Browne

1:20:30 Jackson Browne plays with the Watkins Family

1:21:30 The stalking begins

1:23:40 The stalker becomes the stalkee

1:24:15 Pat doesn’t mind saying he did it, he just doesn’t want to be caught doing it

1:29:30 A winning shot at the buzzer!

1:30:15 Eliot seems to have stalking experience

1:31:15 The Rosie/Trump feud

1:32:45 What to replace the yellow bag with?

1:33:30 We’re back!

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