Intro: We are back! Jimmy is being attacked by a torna-no of cords.
1:50 Matt says “frello!”
2:05 Pat says “what’s out!”
2:30 Eliot Hochberg from High-mountain.com is in for Andrew, who has relocated
2:45 It’s time to be funny
3:30 “Pat you know my doctor…”
4:15 Andrew’s memorial video will not be made public
4:45 Heartfelt thanks for all the emails and messages
5:15 A celebration of Andrew’s life, featuring a sincere but long-winded guest
6:00 The service was one of Jimmy’s best sets
7:30 “Danielle’s husband… what’s your name again? We’ve never met.”
8:00 The first interracial kiss on a game show
10:30 The story of Jimmy’s life: no one knows who he is
10:45 Pat gets reprimanded on-air for skipping work
12:00 Never Not Funny will be at Bridgetown Comedy Festival
13:00 Oregon is our 43rd state. Isn’t it?
13:15 Eliot needs to raise his hand before speaking
13:30 Sitcoms with “Hello” or “Yes” in the title
14:00 Where’s our intern?
14:30 The ladies of The Marriage Ref
15:15 Rudy Giuliani says it’s OK to be funny
15:45 Why does that blind guy wander around?
16:30 Pat thinks Taylor has a nice body
16:40 Sing along with Jimmy: Touch Me (I Wanna Feel Your Body) (Samantha Fox)
17:00 Wearwolf… what do werewolves wear?
17:15 Never Not Funny will be at MaxFunCon
17:45 Is Eliot eating interesting odd food in honor of Andrew?
19:00 Paul Gilmartin’s aching back and buffet megaphone
21:40 619, the Steely Dan / Hardcastle episode
22:45 Pat will make Matt a Steely Dan mixtape
22:50 Sing along with Jimmy: Hey Nineteen (Steely Dan)
23:00 Sing along with Jimmy: My Old School (Steely Dan)
23:10 Sing along with Jimmy: Ricky Don’t Lose That Number (Steely Dan)
23:45 Famous bands shouldn’t play covers
25:00 Jimmy’s gripping radio station story
25:30 Jimmy obsessed over buying a TV for the last 3 weeks
26:00 Jimmy is currently obsessing over buying a TV stand
28:15 Zoe has the Elmo equation all figured out
28:30 Stick it in! The DVD, I mean
30:15 Sing along with Jimmy: The Lights are On (Wha???? Can the intern please track down what song this is supposed to be?)
30:30 New dishwashing aid for the ladies
31:00 The quality of SNL through the years
32:30 Set-building and sketch quality on SNL
34:00 Jimmy threatens another microphone-throwing fit
34:30 Reality show teasers
35:30 Celebrity Apprentice: boring or not?
36:30 Pat explains how to watch Celebrity Apprentice
38:30 “Ass on the street, Robinson Peete!”
39:00 Pat’s favorite Celebrity Apprentice moment
39:45 Pat might live-Tweet Celebrity Apprentice
41:15 Jimmy needs an academic tree from Matt
42:00 “Chin up” vs. “suck it up”
42:15 Jake Steinfeld
42:45 We can’t talk about how much Jimmy hates The M******* R**
43:30 Overproduced, fake videos
44:15 Smokey butts
44:30 Clamoring for Pat
45:00 The success of Dear Starchild
48:45 Pat is not going to give Ian a shout-out!
50:00 Sing along with Jimmy: Who’s Zoomin’ Who (Aretha Franklin)
50:45 Bob Costas on She-Bop
51:45 Why doesn’t anyone care about the space program?
52:15 The Great Tang Controversy of 2010
53:00 Jimmy is in this month’s Maxim magazine
53:30 Pat booked a gig at The Inn of the Seventh Ray
54:30 Jimmy’s elaborate rules for a contest at The Grove
55:15 Sing along with Jimmy: Luck Be a Lady Tonight (Frank Sinatra)
55:30 Sing along with Jimmy: Three Coins the Fountain (Frank Sinatra)
56:00 Teasing a Jackson Browne story
57:00 Matt’s irrational hatred of Jackson Browne
58:00 Break time!
58:55 Jimmy Pardo from the internet and television
59:15 What if Jimmy put his CNN appearance on his reel?
59:30 Could Jimmy do Red Eye?
1:00:45 A riveting tale of fruit gum
1:01:15 Sing along with Jimmy: More Than You Deserve (Meat Loaf)
1:01:30 Matt went to college with everyone
1:02:15 Why does Matt hate Jackson Browne?
1:02:45 Sing along with Jimmy: You’re a Friend of Mine (Clarence Clemmons and Jackson Browne)
1:03:00 Jackson Browne’s hair
1:03:30 Pat sings The Three Stooges alphabet song (Warning, watching the above video will result in the world’s most annoying song getting stuck in your head forever.)
1:04:00 Pat grew up in the ’30s with The Three Stooges
1:05:00 Jackson Browne, the Jack Johnson of the ’70s
1:05:15 Sing along with Jimmy: Somebody’s Baby (Jackson Browne)
1:05:25 Sing along with Jimmy: Lives in the Balance (Jackson Browne)
1:06:00 Favorite post-Beatles Paul McCartney songs
1:06:45 John Lennon, writer of clunkers?
1:07:30 Sing along with Jimmy: Band on the Run (Paul McCartney and Wings)
1:07:45 George Harrison and Cloud Nine
1:08:30 Remind me what Jimmy was doing in the record store…
1:09:30 Pat’s history of stalking Jackson Browne
1:09:45 Sing along with Jimmy: Bad Blood (Neil Sedaka with Elton John)
1:10:00 Here begins the Epic Saga of the Man with the Yellow Bag
1:13:55 Sing along with Jimmy: Don’t Do Me Like That (Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers)
1:16:30 Pat meets his doppleganger
1:19:20 Star Search singer Sam Harris and Over the Rainbow
1:20:00 James Brown vs. Jackson Browne
1:20:30 Jackson Browne plays with the Watkins Family
1:21:30 The stalking begins
1:23:40 The stalker becomes the stalkee
1:24:15 Pat doesn’t mind saying he did it, he just doesn’t want to be caught doing it
1:29:30 A winning shot at the buzzer!
1:30:15 Eliot seems to have stalking experience
1:31:15 The Rosie/Trump feud
1:32:45 What to replace the yellow bag with?
1:33:30 We’re back!
Ooonnnn the podcast!