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14V – Treating Yourself with Al Jackson

Al Jackson loves... what? What does he love? I must know!!!!!

Al Jackson loves… what? What does he love? I must know!!!!!

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Comedian answer for Jason Nash is Andy Dick.

V for Viceroy!

00 – Welcome to the show! V for Vendetta! No one picked it. You gotta go V for Vendetta.

Welcome! We appreciate you all for joining us for 14 Vendetta!

Jimmy thanks Rob Harrell for the book he gave to Oliver Monster on the Hill. Oliver LOVES it. http://www.amazon.com/Monster-Hill-Rob-Harrell/dp/1603090754/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1404413053&sr=8-1&keywords=monster+on+the+hill

We welcome all gifts, trinkets, baubles. A bauble is a small, showy trinket or decoration.

Mud Run talk.

Climbing up a flaming wall is not available to Matt outside of a mud run situation.

05 – Jewel based bobble heads – Bauble Heads.

Jimmy talks about the Paul Lynde Halloween special. Witchie Poo was played by Billy Hayes. Jimmy says that special is awful. Oliver laughs at it like its 1976.

Get your own copy! http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_4_11?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=paul%20lynde%20halloween%20special%20dvd&sprefix=Paul+lynde+%2Caps%2C215

Matt talks about watching Hee Haw because that was what was on TV.

One’s a pickin’ and one’s a grinnin’!

Tons of stars in this special apparently.

10 – Oliver laughs at the Paul Lynde Kids parody song like he knows who Alice Cooper or Alice Faye is. In fact he asked who they were at dinner a day or so later.

Alice Faye: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0269647/?ref_=nv_sr_1#actress

Jimmy goes to Eliot Central to demonstrate how he thinks Eliot should change his set up.

15 – The gang discuss Eliot rescuing a Facebook thread RE: Hobby Lobby on Matt’s page.

Eliot just made himself a partner in Matt’s Bauble Head business.

Jimmy reminds us one inch is have of his dick.

20 – Here comes The Cooler to save up the thread! Eliot’s Facebook posts: Well written and thought out, just too fucking long! – Jimmy (paraphrased).

Good job Eliot!

Jimmy calls it an out of character post for Matt!

25 – Jimmy wonders if REM has found their religion. Apparently, a generation of people associate that song with Dylan and Brenda breaking up on 90210. http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_c_0_9?url=search-alias%3Dmovies-tv&field-keywords=beverly%20hills%2090210&sprefix=beverly+h%2Caps%2C240
25 years ago this month, Jimmy quit his day job to pursue comedy. 15 years ago, he quit drinking.

July was a busy month.

June 2009, Jimmy started working on Conan. July 2009 Jimmy bought his first house!

Jimmy’s travel schedule might cause a delay in the next players club.

Dice and his lady explain.

Al Jackson is here! Funny cat per Jimmy.

Third African American in a row! Aisha Tyler, Dwayne Perkins, Al Jackson, Sinbad, Vance Gilbert and now Al Jackson again!

30 – Burgundy pants! They aren’t the target version though. Jimmy thinks Matt should get them. He also says Matt looks 7 years old wearing the shirt he is wearing. He got it from the gap.

Break! Al Jackson is here in a burgundy pant!

Al is on twitter! @AlJackson He got in touch with twitter and got the name since no one was tweeting on it.

Who created the @JimmyPardo twitter??

35 – Jimmy shares our milestone with Al. Three black guys in a row!

We’ll be right back!

Welcome back to 14V for Vendetta! Also accepting Vance or Victory!

Jimmy has a plan!

Jimmy blames Andrew for Eliot.

Jimmy redoes the intro with a Paul Lynde tag!

Hercules talk!

40 – Jimmy knows things.

Greates thing jimmy ever said, possum is the zsa zsa gabor of animals.

Al Jackson loves naps and his shirt is a chick magnet.

Eliot’s a cooler on a joke about him.

Matt REALLY wants to know our V words.

45 – Jimmy and Matt discuss Matt micromanaging the V words. Al wonders what it would be like as a child hearing this through the wall.

My word was Viceroy.

Jimmy talks about Oliver singing Mr. Roboto. He sang Modren. Jimmy insisted it is Modern man. He had to prove to his six year old that he is write. Turns out, Oliver is right.

50 – Modren: https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070317144601AAm0QPy

or

Modren: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=modren

Jimmy does his Drew Hastings.
Here is a site of Defunt amusement parks – http://www.defunctparks.com/
Dead Malls: DeadMalls.com

Jimmy tells the story about babysitting Denis DeYoung’s kid at a mall.

Precocious? “Okay, I’m done talking now.” – Matthew DeYoung.

55 – Jimmy’s not sleeping well guys! He thought Al referenced the WNBA rather than NWA. Or NWBA that he thought he said.

Lotta lesbians at WNBA games according to Al. He saw a lot of them at the Chicago Rockers game.

Matt says the main reason to go to a LA Sparks game is to sit in the rich people seats.

Jimmy wonders if a Luxury box is a fancy lesbian.

Jimmy took Oliver to see Earth to Echo. Oliver not a fan. Thought it could be funnier, or they shoulda made it a comedy.

60 – Welcome to Yesterday is the time travel found footage film Matt is talking about: http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=114530 trailer there.

It’s okay for the room to be silent for a minute!

Earth to Echo stinks according to Jimmy. Don’t waste your money.

Al Jackson compares Aliens coming to make peace to visiting Papa New Guinea.

INDHD Still around. Eliot’s here and he’s on twitter (@eliothochberg). Jimmy’s on dude mode again. He calls Oliver dude so it’s bleeding through to the show. Apparently, too much for Oliver’s tastes.

Eliot’s V was Vellum.

Jimmy had a bit that Eliot ruined. Eliot calls Vellum a rich man’s word.

Al guesses Velcro.

65 – Vellum is a high quality paper.

Al’s answer to a student asking what Saturn’s third moon is, “We gotta focus on this chapter!”

Vellum: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vellum

Jimmy asks about Veal. Al says, don’t mess with the little ones. Jimmy said once he found out what Veal was he’s out.

Al doesn’t think he deserves veal or frozen yogurt.

Jimmy refers Al to a yogurt place. Apparently, it’s where Al’s Chase is.

70 – Per Matt, if you are getting Frozen Yogurt, just get ice cream.

Jimmy and Matt went on a milk shake hunt in Bloomington.

Al mentions a restaurant there that only serves soup. He ate there every day. Darn Good Soup – http://darngoodsoup.com/

75 – The guys go through fun cities. Jimmy thinks every city he’s been to is great and he wishes everyone luck in them.

Madison is one of Al’s favorite cities. Jimmy hasn’t been there in 20 years.

Al tells how great the people at the club in Madison are. They treat comics really well to the point that they got him a rental car once when they heard he had to go to Chicago to catch a flight.

Chris Paul: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Paul

Al saw Chris Paul on a flight with his family. Chris and his wife were in first class. The rest of the family was in coach.

Jimmy talks about a flight he was on with Matt where the parents let the kids sit in first class while they sat in coach. The dad would come up and check on them and tell them to be respectful.

80 – Jimmy does a little Andy Daly international waters.

Jimmy got a random text from his mom asking if he was friends with Andy Daly. She said he is hysterical!

Jimmy lost the story he was going to tell because Al said International Waters.

Matt’s V was Visor.

Do The Wrong Thing is Eliot’s Spike Lee Joint.

Al says, as a black man he can say that some of the black people in that movie were way out of line.

Would a white man get charged for extra cheese?

Jimmy was from a gentler time when extra cheese was free.

85 – The guys talk Do The Right Thing. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097216/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Rick Aviles – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_Aviles

Died of aids from heroine.

Al recommends The Normal Heart. #NeverNotOneMoreGuy Matt thinks they might brush up that language.

The American Scream – Jimmy’s half hour in.

http://www.amazon.com/American-Scream-Manny-Souza/dp/B009Y1DHPQ/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1404418685&sr=8-1&keywords=the+american+scream

90 – Happy birthday Al! Apparently, he has a neighbor that takes huge bong hits in the middle of the night. Al’s son wakes up at 5:40 every morning. He doesn’t want to talk about it.

Zoe sleeps till 7 now. Charlie up at 5.

Al is shooting his BBC show Officially Amazing. Season 3 starts shooting in a week.

95 – The guys talk flights. Jimmy not on board with therapy dogs. Al talks about planes having to detour because of a therapy dog shitting up the plane.

Al talks about someone passing out on his flight. He was OUT. Al had to get up and help him out. The guy got up walked three steps and passed out again. Al mistakenly calls flight attendants Waitresses in the telling of the story.

100 – Something goes wrong on the plane? Jimmy says, “let’s roll.”

Jimmy talks about people getting annoyed when a plane is diverted for a medical reason.

1 in 13 chance of winning guys!

Matt: 8
Al: 12
Eliot: 11
Me: 1
Jimmy: 7

Which comedian flaked on Jason’s movie: Andy Dick!

Money winner is: 3! No Winner!

Winner of the Jason Nash movie is: Matthew Buras

Ride it out winner is Matt! Matt takes the $21.

We’re done!

We all love each other!

The doors are closed. See ya next time!

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper