14M – Blasting off with April Richardson
In-studio notes by Garon Cockrell
NNF Players Club 14M – April Richardson
@apey
http://www.facebook.com/AprilRichardson.comedy
00 – The Club is open! Jimmy is wearing his glasses for some reason. Forgot his new headphones.
April Richardson
Jimmy wants Matt to stop saying ear goggles. Jimmy lost sleep over Eliot’s emails.
M is for Money? Im right!!
M moxie m mantrose for Eliot and Matt.
Jimmy up early today. Danielle is out of town so its Bachelors week for Jimmy and Matt!
Jimmy’s heard Ellis Paul’s new album! http://www.ellispaul.com/index.php?page=cds&family=cds&category=&display=6060
05 – 14Money! More Kickstarter chat! Someone bought a Trivia reward. Get one!
Jimmy flattered by being mentioned by young comics as an inspiration.
Gifts from listeners!
First up Brad Miller. Nice handwritten letter!
10 – The floor is opened for questions. It’s a 45 of the Kojak theme song! Jimmy used records as “Record Condoms.” Brad asks Jimmy’s feelings on changing to earwolf. Doing great!
Next gift from Dylan in Boston, Mass. Jimmy not a fan of the paper Dylan sent! It’s a General Hospital Concept album!
I had to run out and get our guest.
15 – Eliot gets take down unfairly. SHIT paper Dylan. Cool gift though.
Jimmy gives his thoughts on the Daytime Emmy nominations.
http://emmyonline.org/day_41st_nominations
20 – Jimmy realized he was supposed to be on his way here at 12:16. Time to start 1pm.
Happy birthday to our guest!
Giveaway stuffs!!! Players club card holders!
Patton Oswalt CD/DVD – #200! Leslie Walstrum! From Mass!
Jimmy does Charlie Rich songs. Guest fight!
Next winner gets a lot of stuff including Mama’s Family and Freeze Dried Ice-Cream. #82 wins!! Robert F. Nelson wins! Bobbie Nelson out of Kansas.
Last one gets Mark Maron, Wolverine vs Sabertooth, and the captains close up with William Shatner. Winner is #159! Jordan Cave out of Ontario! We’ll send that one out via Stamps.com.
25 – Don’t shit on the show Matt! Mama’s family, Vikki Lawrence, Nell Carter, Nell Carter pussy falling out chat. Tape her cooch in.
30 – Oliver had his talent show last night. It went great. Everyone’s a little chatty still. Jimmy told Oliver to tell the audience to quiet down if he thought they were too loud. Oliver went to the stage and the mic and stood there till everyone quieted down. He controlled the room! He got into a star wars star trek loop. Closed with GPS. He killed!! Jimmy loved that all of the older kids came over and complimented Oliver and his set. Really heartwarming!
Jimmy goes through a scene from Justified with Dewey hiding in a closet after being shot at for blaspheming.
April Richardson is here! It’s her birthday! She’s funny!
You’re welcome for those nice prizes!
Welcome back! 14 M as in Money!!
35 – April was going to be named Adam if she was a boy.
Eliot’s here with the thumbs up. Jimmy likes his up top outfit. Nice tie. Waste up, Eliot looks great. Waste down, not so much.
Jimmy got new shoes that are similar in color to Eliot’s.
April Richardson is here! One of the rotating co-hosts of Rock Solid and the host of Go Bayside! Jimmy has been on it twice. Lots of fun! Basically you sit and watch an episode of Saved By The Bell and then talk about it. It sounds snarky but it’s from a place of love. April loves the show! One of Jimmy’s episodes was animated. Really well done.
40 – April talks about how old she looks in the animation.
Danielle apparently offended a flight attendant by asking if they have beverages on this tiny plane.
We’re gonna plat that General Hospi-Tale album from Dylan.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Afternoon_Delights
http://www.lyricstime.com/the-afternoon-delights-general-hospi-tale-lyrics.html
45 – Matt goes through a couple songs on that GH album. April asks if the songs are fan fiction set to music.
Main characters get shot way too often on GH.
April is doing a Just For Laughs showcase tonight. She feels like it wont be fun since she won’t get in.
50 – Jimmy thinks the Just For Laughs fest has a bit too much weight associated with it. Now that the age of the deal is done maybe the festival is back to what it should be: A festival.
Chubby Checker – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chubby_Checker – Still Alive.
The Fat Boys! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fat_Boys
Disorderlies – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disorderlies
Great job Brad! Great Calligraphy and paper.
55 – April loves Elvis AND rap! She’s more into older rap. She’ll by new stuff from artists she likes. A lot of the mixtape stuff sounds like yelling to her.
Coachella kicked him off the golf course. – Jimmy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limp_Bizkit
Woodstock 94 – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woodstock_94
Woodstock 99 – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woodstock_%2799
The last festival Jimmy went to was probably Taste of Chicago 86 or 87.
April went to a Tea in the Park fest in London.
60 – Happy birthday April!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boogie_Woogie_Bugle_Boy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vietnam_War – ended in 75.
Jimmy guess #9 on the chart. April says #17. Matt #12. Eliot #11.
65 – April had a side hustle doing calligraphy. Matt saw Lance Bass at Mendicino Farms today. April guessed it.
Vindication is a win!
Jimmy’s gotta take a break! He’s gotta pee guys.
70 – April Vs Jimmy guessing that Simply Red song. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simply_Red_25:_The_Greatest_Hits#1CD_US_version
If you don’t know me by now!
Break!
We’re back! Jimmy’s singing Simply Red.
Why is April mad at Kevin Costner? She says he is terrible. Jimmy disagrees! April describes her reasons for disliking Kevin Costner.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000126/?ref_=nv_sr_1
George Clooney checks out per April.
Jimmy asks her opinion of Matt Dillon. She says he is attractive.
April brings up Kevin Costner calling Madonna “neat” in Truth or Dare. She thinks he is boring.
75 – Jimmy saw Madonna on the Like a Virgin tour and it was fantastic. Scott Cameron promising back stage passes and not delivering.
April want Jimmy to grow his hair out. He says it hurts. Pat and Mike Siegel bleached their hair. April saw Shifty Shellshock constantly when she first moved out here. Still sees him today! She saw him like two months ago. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shifty_Shellshock
80 – Jimmy didn’t know that April moved out here while she was married. She was a contestant on Match Game?! I didn’t know that. Bone Zone! Fuck Truck to Pound Town.
She’s been divorced for 7 years. Technically separated and legally divorced around 8 months.
85 – Minnie Pearl and rappers wear tags on their hats. Jimmy suspects foul play in the death of Kris and or Kross. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kris_Kross
Kid N Play were also both named Chris – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kid_N_Play
Jimmy gets a very important text. He’s groaning which everyone turns into a club song.
90 – Boy George chat. Set list for an April show. http://www.brooklynvegan.com/archives/2014/04/boy_george_play.html
95 – Church of the Poison Mind went to #10. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Culture_Club_discography#Singles
Jimmy feels about hating Tears in Heaven considering the subject matter.
We’re gonna go out with some Church of the Poison Mind courtesy of April’s iPhone.
Jimmy does some Air Harmonica.
Judd Lander played the Harmonica in Culture Club.
Blonde Ambition Tour – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blonde_Ambition_Tour
We go through the Blonde Ambition set list. Matt insists Jimmy revisit it but then says nah.
Happy birthday April! Go Bayside is her podcast! She is also on Rock Solid every four episodes. Rock Solid and NNF will be live at Limestone Comedy Fest. April is better than Devo.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebn_Ozn
See you next time!
My pleasure,
Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy
