1407 – Table reading with Paul F. Tompkins
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NNF 1407 – Paul F. Tompkins
00 – Indeed! Yes! Matt’s the only one wearing green! His kid’s are ruthless with the pinches. Zoe is dressed as the queen of st patrick’s day. Happy St. Patrick’s Day everyone! Oliver wore a green bow tie to school. Jimmy is stuffed up and a little raspy again. He’s hitting the cough syrup like a rummy!
No one got yelled at today (so far). Nothing worse than quiet parents!
We had an earthquake this morning. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_earthquakes_in_California#List_of_earthquakes
The plane is still lost. We may check in with Rich.
05 – We ARE going to check in with Rich! Jimmy and Matt both saw Book of Mornon!
Rich is distracted. Apparently a plane is missing. No one has seen it. He calls it a “Capital M Mystery.” He was also woken by the earthquake.
According to Rich, they are now calling it a mystery.
More updates – http://www.cnn.com/2014/03/17/world/asia/malaysia-airlines-plane/
10 – Jimmy opened a talk show audition with news of the bassist from Kansas quitting. To silence.
Jimmy likes the idea of having Rich Sommer report in from around town at Black Friday sales during pardcastathon.
Jimmy’s got can issues!!
Book of Mormon Chat. Matt loved most everything about it except the comedy. He though it was D level comedy. Jimmy – Act One was great until about 55% of it got repetitive and tiring. Humor lame and base. like an 18 year old wrote the comedy. Jimmy laughed a lot but comedic triumph it is not. Cast was phenomenal as was the choreography. Act 2 kicks off great.
15 – In the end Act 2 was just okay. Jimmy thought all the guys were fantastic. In the end he had no desire to buy the soundtrack. He’s fine and doesn’t need to hear them again. He gives the show a solid 4 stars.
Jimmy doesn’t get Paul’s character.
That exchange was so great. Off mic argument.
Jimmy’s gonna RE.
We’ll be back with Paul F. Tompkins!!
We’re back! Ignore Jimmy’s contest announcement.
20 – “You can get fired at the table read!!” – Acting teachers. Don’t be too nervous and blow it at the table read.
No contest for the free feed folks. This is only for the Players Club! Paul is not giving up on this contest. He wants the details.
What does the players club number mean?
Jimmy tried to warn Paul!
He wants to eat that candy house from the roof up. Paul thinks it’s time to ease up on the romans.
25 – All Jimmy knows about the jesus story he learned from Jesus Christ Superstar. Paul sings a song that COULD have been part of that musical it was so good. Jimmy breaks into song. WIld Bill Pedal was on deadwood, got shot. Pauls aid he was a florist who took a break at the wrong time. Jimmy thought he was humming america the beautiful until he was mocked. Paul thought it was the national anthem. It was Auld lang syne.
Paul’s bottle is Sigg. The mic stand is Heil. Correct spelling is Sieg Heil. Paul calls Arizona weird. Jimmy says they’re just getting through it.
Jimmy won’t drop this premise.
30 – Mr. Yuk: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Yuk
Carson is the Downton Abbey character matt was trying to say. Jimmy thinks its carson cressley. Paul says his solution is to juge (sp?). Queer Eye for the Smart Guy. Jimmy has shaving issues from that show because they pointed out some guy blowing his cheek out to shave.
Paul’s never seen The Swan. Comptrol-freak. Paul kissed the mic.
35 – Paul thought the pop culture beast was myth like the jersey devil.
The floor is open to questions! Paul asks about teaching oliver about hot ovens. Hot Hot Hot!
The guys talked Scrooged. Paul does a great Bill Murray quote from it,
40 – Matt would be proud of his son of he was a famous dancer. Jimmy doesn’t want Oliver to be a Football player.
45 – “I’ve been unfairly maligned about my jeans,” Obama told Seacrest on Friday. “The truth is, generally I look very sharp in jeans.”
Oliver is on the Rangers! Paul is amazed.
Eliot is in another real tie/bow tie.
Include @jimmypardo guys.
Jimmy was mad when someone took the fun out of his Jesus tweet this weekend. “oh that’s just west hollywood john.” FUUUCCKKK YOUU!
50 – Paul tells an instagram story. He posted a picture and that’s all he remembers.
Laurie Kilmartin gets tons of “punch-ups” on twitter from her jokes.
“Old Jimmy’s back.” heard a lot around Jimmy’s house.
55 – Apparently there is a mutual friend that comments on everyone’s post.
Paul doesn’t like pranks. Jimmy doesn’t like to be inconvenienced. Matthew Wilder – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Wilder
Jimmy wonders if Lionel Richie was dancing on an oven ceiling.
#1 compliment for a man per Paul: Dashing. Everyone agrees.
60 – Is Clooney the new Gable or the new Grant?
Guys discussing Jimmy Kimmel pranks
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lookin’_for_Love – Johnny Lee
65 – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Night_the_Lights_Went_Out_in_Georgia
We’ll be back!
What other song did Bobby Russell write? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobby_Russell
Jimmy has The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald on the Hard Drive on his car.
70 – Paul wonders if he and Jimmy would be competitive if they were from the same city. Jimmy talks about his days doing his best to just be an “average white guy taking” comic.
Jimmy’s tummy is talking again. His biotics are acting up. Bacteria issues.
Paul does a bit about music and how proud he is of whiteness.
75 – Paul says Neil Degrasse Tyson’s name as if he was italian. He’s full on italian now guys. He likes stars both space and hollywood. Paul goes into how he talks to himself when leaving notes for himself.
80 – Paul’s pilot shoots this month. It’s set in the 70s! He did a costume fitting today and tried on lots of unflattering clothes.
Jimmy’s MCA boss called his Fiero a coffin on wheels.
85 – Paul tells a story about Andy Richter moving and getting boxes from Jerry Burns.
We are calling for an update on the missing plane! We’re going live to Rich Sommer. Rich is not answering. Maybe he looked too closely?!
Did the plane land somewhere? http://hollywoodlife.com/2014/03/16/malaysia-flight-370-landed-new-theory-ground-signal/
90 – Paul is HG Wells on the Dead Author’s Podcast. Jimmy listens to fantasy baseball radio for six months and then music for six months. Paul is shocked that sirius has channels dedicated to fantasy sports.
Off the Wall with Robert Wuhl is a fantasy sports show.
• Adult film star Lisa Ann on Lisa Ann Does Fantasy, Mondays 10-11 pm ET
We’re done! Paul exclaims, “good.” Matt really has Paul going for Comptroller. Paul does some Frank Underwood for us.
Brief House of Cards chat. Jimmy sings Auld Lang Syne.