14E – Letting it enter with Pat Francis

Pat Francis gives you the Evil Eye. Congratulations, by viewing this photo you are now cursed.

Pat Francis gives you the Evil Eye. Congratulations, by viewing this photo you are now cursed.

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In-studio notes by Garon Cockrell

NNF Players Club 14E – Pat Francis


00 – Welcome to the players club! jimmy is under the weather again! 911 all over we’ll come together as a community. The 9/11 of voices!

14 E for Elephante, long for Elephant. Jimmy’s had voices issues all day! no players club episode next week due to the pilot but there will be a live sketchiest episode instead. Pat Francis is here!

Jimmy’s going in on Eliot’s outfit. He wants to punch him. Jimmy’s going riveter!

We’ll make up the episode in the future!

05 – Eliot’s getting reprimanded by a grit voiced Jimmy. His wrist is pissed!

Weather might screw up Jimmy’s gigs again! He’s 2/3 missed gigs due to weather. More than his entire career. It’s banana times!

Isabel Sanford the wife on Jeffersons and a jazz singer on Kojak. Jimmy just watched his first bad Kojak episode! It featured Pricilla Barnes. Not enough Theo. Jimmy is unsure if this is the exact episode that stunk.

We’re all on thin ice guys!! Jimmy’s gonna go solo! It’s “push my button day”

10 – Jimmy not happy with Matt overanalyzing his raspy voice. We’re all standing on thin ice closer to the shore!

Jimmy tries to guess Matt’s “Can You Feel It?” He needs initials, A.M. Alanis Morrissette.

Let’s get clear in here! This is the Jimmy Pardo Podcast! Getting Alanis on Rock Solid has not resulted in a NO yet!

The players club is the Rock Stage at Chicago Fest.

15 – Iron Maiden Chicago Fest in 1982! http://musictravellerstwo.blogspot.com/2011/08/iron-maiden-1982-08-05-chicago.html

Jimmy puts Survivors Vital Signs in the top 5 melodic rock albums. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vital_Signs_(Survivor_album)

Journey, REO Speedwagon, Foreigner, also join that list. The fifth will be betters choice.

Well be back!

20 – We’re back! Jimmy’s doing a voice. Pat wonders who he’s doing. Jimmy wishes he hadn’t heard stories about Billy Crystal.

Jimmy feels bad about Idina and Taye Diggs break up. No ones more threatened by that than Danielle. Jimmy would fuck them both.

Pat likes a man with a full head of hair. Jimmy says to put a wig on him and fuck him.

Leave Kojak’s hand alone!

25 – The guys talk about the portroid posters. Pat tried to get Dennis Deyoung tix. failed.

Chicagofest controversy! http://www.nytimes.com/1982/08/02/us/angry-blacks-may-boycott-mayor-s-chicagofest.html

30 – Matt reiterates that Pat’s racial humor doesn’t feel right. Leave it to Jimmy.

The guys sing a redbone song.

Climax Blues Band Singles – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Climax_Blues_Band#Singles

Jimmy can’t remember his haircut bit. It’s on UNO.

35 – Matt won UNO at comedy death ray. Pat wonders how Jimmy’s hair will look at the pilot.

The guy who won the Rock Solid surprise box got an autographed copy of the Ghostbusters 2 soundtrack signed by the late Harold Ramis. Jimmy says he’d have bought it off him.

40 – https://www.jbhifionline.com.au/images/assetimages/cat_thor-the-dark-world-t21207.jpg Thor Dark World steel book.

“Let it enter. Let it enter.” – Jimmy to Danielle.

45 – Pat tells a story about trying to get a Thor steel book and having to guys take 3 copies each right in front of him. One guy grabbed it from him when he was touching it. Pat swiped one back and said, “You can’t have three.”

Pat calls Vaginas Steelboxes. Jimmy is talking to the wall for some reason.

Matt beat Pat at tennis today. Pat not pleased.

50 – Avengers Super Heroes Half Marathon – http://comicbook.com/blog/2014/02/25/inaugural-avengers-super-heroes-half-marathon-weekend-at-disneyland-announced/

Best melodic rock albums:

Journey escape
foriegner 4
Survivor – Vital Signs
REO Speedwagon (missed the title)

Jimmy said he’d have me back over pat’s face in a car if he picks bon jovi for #5.

Def Leppard? Jimmy denies them.

Boston per Eliot?

On Facebook page, list off your TOP FIVE MELODIC ROCK ALBUMS.

Let the pole enter Eliot!

Jimmy assumes Eliot’s ankles are wet that he is so far into the pond.

55 – Jimmy talks about Huey Newton and the Lews.

The guys talk KISS and Jimmy wonders if theres anything worse than being a kid and being told that the kids don’t want to play with you.

60 – Paul Stanley book: http://www.classicrockmagazine.com/news/kiss-paul-stanley-reveals-book-cover/

Fox in Socks – http://ai.eecs.umich.edu/people/dreeves/Fox-In-Socks.txt

Jimmy is anti-Suess.

Oliver prefers Danielle to read to him. They’re on book 3 of the Harry Potter books.

65 – Matt talks about Zoe’s current favorite book about crayons going on strike.

Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr are still together.

Pat’s watching Fantastic Mr. Fox. Jimmy watched it alone at the beverly center theaters. No one else in the theater.

70 – Oscar chat!!

75 -Oliver loves Dog with a Blog. Mighty Med is the correct title Jimmy was talking about – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mighty_Med

Mark Linn-Baker – http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0513021/?ref_=nv_sr_3

80 – Pat wishes he had netflix technology when he was younger. Jimmy wishes he had Satelitte Radio.

Can we take full credit for Earbuds hitting the goal?

The guys talk about what the documentary should be. Pat wonders what the money was for.

6 in the can! Frat party?

Let it enter. Be moist and quiet.

Listen to Rock Solid!

We’re done! See you next time players club!

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/The Thief