Season 12! Kicking off the Dirty Dozen with Andy Daly
Andy Daly
Never Not Funny Episode 1201 – Jimmy Pardo welcomes Andy Daly!
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In-Studio Notes by Garon Cockrell
00 – We’re back! New Season! Old clock! The dozen! Danielle now addicted to Words with Friends! Matt pulls an aerosmith reference from when they were a good band. Jimmy rant about youths at LA Fitness talking about NYE conquests. Respect your elders kids! Jimmy is a potty mouth for entertainment. He hates people talking about who they’ve had sex with. Disrespectful to the lady AND the tramp.
05 – Matt’s on a new high! (Hair height). America No Thanks to Kristen Chenowith! 45 lb woman with a 27 lb head. We wish her luck as we do all people more successful than Jimmy. Reminder: Jimmy only takes down people more successful. Haircuts for me (Gorgeous!) and Eliot! We look great! I went to an Idnina Menzel show for New Years, Jimmy finds her sexy.
10 – Gentleman Baby Comics Kickstarter http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1415773826/hit-a-comic-book If you’re gonna send Matt a painted skateboard make sure it’s a good one! The heat is on in here! And so it Andy Daly! Andy was last here on Episode 805! Eliot has some fancy new hydrolic equipment! He can move the guest cam automatically now!
15 – Andy thinks Eliot should spend a little less on the toys and more on a professional hair cut. Matt’s done it all when it comes to his hair. Jimmy thinks the hipster barber is a mistake. Andy knows for a fact that he looks fantastic. The haircutters at Rudys are more than happy to tell you they don’t watch TV according to Andy. Jimmy wants to read Crash in “book style.” Jimmy is considering dropping LA Fitness for the WB Fitness Center on the lot.
20 – Medical Update! Chronic Epididimitis (that can’t be spelled right.) Vinny Boombats! (also can’t be spelled right.) Andy asks about Dr. Mel Melman (Welcome Back Kotter). The docs stayed open for Jimmy to come by after work. Helloooo Sipro. Jimmy had to do multiple tests, including a semen test. So everyone int he office knew he was in the other room er…finishing.
25 – Andy thinks he could churn it out fast in that situation and in fact wants to give it a try. Half Rod. Unfriendly nurse after Jimmy tried to make conversation about automatically looking in the check up rooms. The Sipro is working! Jimmy is 90% better. Cystoscopy – camera up the business. Propofal involved. Yikes.
30 – Jimmy is uncomfortable with compliments. He thinks he looks fake when he gets compliments but he isn’t! Andy does not dish out compliments. Andy married with 2 daughters, Daphne and Gracie (7 1/2 months). Kindergarten chat! Andy thinks it is a huge loss of innocence. Jimmy wishes he was rich so he could keep Oliver in the private school but still likes the school he is in now. Andy drops his kid off at school Wonka Style as Jimmy called it. Matt was a huge fan of Roald Dahl, but not enjoying revisiting Wonka.
35 – Tales of the Unexpected is a show from the UK. Double Sourced! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tales_of_the_Unexpected_%28TV_series%29
Jimmy tries to guess Andy’s father in law which is a “classic Man’s name.” Btw it’s Howard (and that was my guess in my head!) Jimmy likes him and enjoys his company.
40 – Discussion on how to interact with generation gaps at a party or gathering. Matt wants an example on how to disagree with a controversial topic at a party from Andy. Jimmy’s parent get along great now since the divorce in ’75. JImmy said he doesnt talk much about his family becase they didn’t sign up for this, and Andy says “it’s okay we won’t air this one.”
45 – RE Willy Wonka: the title was changed to Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory in order to promote the aforementioned candy tie-in. Jet Blue is Andy’s airline of choice. Jimmy of course goes with American Airlines because he is a patriot. Andy is currently sitting with the two back legs of his chair in the air. Jimmy loves how literal the kids are at around 5 yo. “You’re doing one of your jokes.” – Oliver
50 – Pocoyo: http://www.pocoyo.com/en/. Andy’s kid needs to be kept busy or else punches are thrown! Kid chat! Jimmy thinks Matt and Andy betrayed him by having second kids. Also thinks (hopes?) the kids will get a charge if they listen to the show in the future and hear the stories about them. Jimmy and Danielle have a new tradition of hiking a mountain near the house on New Years.
55 – What’s the point of being alone in a hotel if you can’t take care of Men stuff? Jimmy’s NYE shows went well! Matt mentions Scooping Tuna and mixes up some of Jimmy’s bits. “Good abortion!” – Andy. Jimmy loves how Piers Morgan is putting the NRA’s feet to the fire. Andy thinks Donal Trump is mentally ill.
60 – Here is the article Andy mentioned regarding Penn Jilete talking about Celebrity Apprentice. http://www.salon.com/2012/11/17/penn_jillettes_secrets_of_celebrity_apprentice_donald_trump_is_a_whackjob/
“Welcome to my prison may I see your breasts?”
Jimmy and Matt join Andy with the forward chair lean. Jimmy commits to the two legs, says his lower back feels good. Andy takes credit. Here is the Jaws themes photo Jimmy mentioned: https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/423590_395572620530448_281308353_n.jpg
65 – Andy has a new show coming to comedy central later this year: Review (or Review with Forest McNeil). It’s about a former movie critic now reviewing life experiences (robbery, car theft, divorce).
Break!
00 – And We’re back!! Jimmy jumps right in, likes to keep us on our toes.
Doug Steckler is back on their air at least according to a post from 12/7/12 here – http://www.kfiam640.com/pages/timconwayjr.html?article=10626902.
I couldn’t find any detailed info or any info on kids.
Compare the value of the shot to a professional haircut – Andy.
Get a haircut get a real job IS a real song: http://www.metrolyrics.com/get-a-haircut-lyrics-george-thorogood.html
Eliot demands jimmy talk about Paul Williams! This is immediately dropped when Jimmy announces his hate of George Thorogood.
05 – Curt Smith was in Tears for Fears. Jimmy’s cousin Kurt is the nicest guy in the world.
10 – Great haircut I got from Club Hair in Sherman Oaks. Fake hair chat! Guy who invented snap on hair pieces, Anthony Pignataro, charged with attempted murder: http://www.hairlosstalk.com/hair-loss-news/article109.php
15 – Jimmy reiterates Matt should change his name to Matthew Gibb. Bob Dylan steals records (“I had a use for them”) Mr. Prado. The guys at the LA Fitness have “Prison bodies” according to Jimmy. Andy is impressed with people who are in great shape.
20 – Brad Pitt chat! “Take your shirt off, son!” – Brad’s Dad (Per Andy). Andy ran into funny people, inclduding Todd Levin, on a hike around the Silverlake Resevoir.
Jimmy appeared on Wayne Federman’s christmas show and sang with Paul Williams.
Hope I didn’t miss anything major when I went to fill meters!
30 – One Stupid Question for the road! Jimmy only save one person from drowning: Matt or Pat? – Jim glass. Jimmy cuts them both loose.
Christmas tree lights, colored or white: Jimmy goes white, matt goes colored, Andy likes colored but lets his wife rule with white. Thanks Ethan Citran (sp?) I go color (obviousoly), Eliot goes blue but thinks white is classy. Both Andy and Jimmy grew up catholic and married Jews. Andy caps the show off! Jimmy goes LL Cool J with his pants.
and We’re done!
– Garon/The Beast