1003 – Jimmy Dore
As in previous Jimmy Dore episodes, he will be referred to as “Dore” to avoid confusion
Eye-contact and less-than-007 spies
You can’t not laugh at Rowan Atkinson
Three Stooges movie inspires bafflement and apathy
Matt Besser could be a vampire due to his agelessness
How Jimmy celebrates boxing day
Weird racist goings-on at Augusta Golf Club, or possibly some other golf club
NO E-MAILS about racism on Never Not Funny
Explaining the Amen Corner
Laying up with Chip Beck
Jimmy had lunch with his friend Ellis Paul
Jimmy mentioned on early shows that he wanted to be friends with Ellis Paul
Eliot is now ass-covering in his emails
NNF protip: Look at previous emails for info instead of sending a new email to ask for it
Dan: dressed as a Magnum P.I. extra
Dore’s biggest best intro ever
Is Ellis Paul “hippy shit”?
“The bathroom’s in their pants!” an inside joke for 4 people
Jimmy Dore had some interesting “blacks at Augusta” Google results
(Not linking it here! Do it your own self!)
Siri’s abortion controversy
Jimmy would be on Comedy and Everything Else more often but he’s allergic to dogs
Jimmy corrects a horrible error from last week: Dan Kaufman’s podcast is called Myoclonic Jerk
Working out on the elliptical machine
How Jimmy works out
The Montreal Comedy Festival and how Dore started getting in shape
Dore’s knee is in great shape now, but the rest of him is falling apart
Dore stressed himself out over comedy contests
Road trip with Dore even stressed out Doug Stanhope
Jimmy’s misuse and abuse of the apartment hot tub
Weight gain during Funny Money
Matt’s move to L.A. presented him with too much food temptation
Dore often forgets to eat dinner until late at night
The sexiness of Shakira
Is Jimmy still up on new music?
Subtitled Swamp People and how to catch an alligator
Cajun Jimmy has a story about this
Matt is surprised that Hillbilly Handfishin’ is a show
Enjoying Storage Wars
Matt is too logical about the production of Storage Wars
Dave’s annoying bidding method: yeeeeeeeeep!
American Pickers / Pawn Stars
How is Chumlee a celebrity, but not the Jimmys?
Jimmy’s pitch-perfect imitation of Dave of Storage Wars
Matt pitches his comedy auction TV show
What time can you wake Dore up? Never.
Dead Nazis made Jimmy sick
Jimmy wants Matt to taste Jagermeister
Matt agrees to at least taste some Jager is Jimmy buys it
What drugs has Matt taken?
In L.A., some people dress like it’s warm even when it’s cold
Dan has a unique way of commuting: he walks from where he parks!
Opinions about wearing shorts
Dan’s going to see if 7-11 has Jagermeister
Mitch Michaels welcomes you back from the break
Jimmy calls out Dore chewing food on-air
“I sometimes don’t remember to eat” Dore can’t wait to eat a 7-11 muffin on-mic
Why Dore and guests ate on Comedy and Everything Else so much
No Jagermeister at 7-11
Dealing with the homeless: eye contact or no?
Comparing the homeless between communities
Dore’s solution to homelessness and, accidentally, unemployment
Jimmy thinks Dore should run for office
Dore did standup at Occupy L.A.
Protestors apparently enjoy dick-jokes from old hippies
Dore’s Facebook activities
Jimmy is trying to steer the conversation away from extreme nutbar politics
Part of freedom is Jimmy’s freedom to keep his views to himself
Dore likes Facebook arguing because it provides him with material
Tuesdays with Moron
Dore called UC Davis because of the pepper-spray incident
Dore does a lot of journalisming
The system works! Dore gets ideological and Matt and Jimmy laugh at it
Linda Holmes Monkey See
Dore argues with a 16 year old
We gotta get Dore out and exercising
Matt on swimming: “I don’t want to be tired and almost drowning”
Dore wants to know what happened to the swear jar
Jimmy’s new word: moron
Matt clearly understands what happened in a boxing match
Surprised at liking boxing
James Brown info
Dore’s best appearance on NNF yet
Dore is figuring out what to do with Comedy and Everything Else
The video contest is still going (name the items in the video opening)
AK-47 gone, not forgotten
0 – Hey audience, take your glasses off. The guys talk about bad movies. Jimmy likes to have some neighborhood kids come over and fight each other in his backyard on boxing day.
5 – Golf and racism. Jimmy had lunch with his FRIEND Ellis Paul.
10 – Emailing drama with Eliot. Guest Jimmy Dore.
15 – Jimmy Dore did an internet search for “blacks at augusta” and found something really racist. Siri is pro-life.
20 – Jimmy got a personal trainer who helped him recently lose 30 pounds.
25 – Jimmy Dore talks about how he blew out his knee. The story morphed into Jimmy’s experiences moving to LA.
30 – The guys talk about eating. The guys talk reality TV35 – If the guys from Hillbilly Handfishin’ have a show, why doesn’t Jimmy Dore?40 – The guys do a Pawn Stars re-enactment.
45 – The guys talk about some low points on the road.
50 – The guys talk about Matt never drinking.
55 – Jimmy wants Matt to try Jagermeister
0 – Jimmy Dore talks about his morning egg sandwiches.
5 – The guys talk about homeless etiquette. Jimmy talks about doing comedy at Occupy LA.
10 – Jimmy Dore’s facebook wars.
15 – Jimmy Dore pranks the police.
20 – Jimmy Dore fights with the UC Davis higher-ups.
25 – The guys talk about internet haters.
30 – The guys talk boxing.