905 – Rebecca Corry

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Intro: Jimmy Pardo, host since episode 1, despite threats of replacement

2:20 Jimmy Pardo = christmas tree

3:00 Barefoot Sunday in the Park with George

4:00 Stephen Sondheim’s Company

4:50 The loves of Jimmy’s life, including Patti Lupone

6:00 Company vs. Rent

7:30 Dan is not sponsored by Palmer Cash

8:45 Dan’s hair looks better than Larry Miller’s plugs

9:45 Christine Taylor is sitting in! (Go all up in her web here.)

10:15 Matt looks alive! Which is weird.

10:30 The Jarret Grody look

12:15 Who is Jimmy to talk about Larry Miller?

12:45 TweakedAudio.com is not a sponsor. But go there.

14:00 Jimmy Pardo = crucifixion

14:40 Trial Before Pilate, Jesus Christ Superstar

16:00 OneKolor.com for tee shirts

16:15 New character: Frail Jimmy

16:30 From Last Comic Standing, known for kicking, Rebecca Corry

18:00 Rebecca’s LCS was won by Josh Blue

19:30 Rebecca thinks Pilate probably looked like Jimmy

20:30 Torch talk

21:00 Rebecca’s Bible-reading

22:30 Rebecca: busted by a nun for spitting

24:00 Rebecca’s school fight

25:00 Podcast therapy with Dr. Jimmy

25:45 Rebecca, Jimmy, and Danielle

27:00 Jimmy does not recognize Rebecca’s description of Danielle

28:00 Danielle Koenig: Freelance Motivational Cartwheeler

30:30 That Woman Show on VH1

31:00 Rebecca likes men in loose nylon shorts. On a trampoline.

31:30 Inappropriate talk in the presence of a lady

32:20 It is NOT okay to make short jokes to Jimmy!

33:30 Diminuative Rebecca once got a noogie after sex

37:30 Rebecca is hired to be an elf, and describes her meeting a midget. And yes, she uses the word “midget.”

46:00 Who gets to call who what?

48:30 WHAT DO YOU MEAN by “met a midget”?

49:00 Peter Dinklage and The Station Agent

50:15 Rebecca’s ET / little person urban legend

52:30 Danny Woodburn, standup comic

53:00 Matt’s fame / midget balance equation

54:45 We are all God’s creatures. Even little people. (Jimmy covers his ass).

56:00 Jimmy says if you’re short you should wear a bellhop uniform

57:20 BREAK

58:30 IT’S FOR HUMOR!!!! NO WHITE-GUILT LETTERS ABOUT OFFENSIVE MIDGET TALK!

59:35 Midgets on a high horse… now that’s funny! Says Matt.

60:20 Oliverism of the day: kick dad in the balls

61:30 Back-in Jimmy parks his car

62:30 Dan is looking out for Jimmy’s health. And balls.

64:30 Mini Klan and Mini KISS

65:40 Sounds like people yelling in a locker room!

66:15 Matt has a theory about Gene Simmons’s top-knot

67:10 A NEVER NOT FUNNY EXCLUSIVE: Gene Simmons goes down on a friend of Rebecca’s. Gum is involved.

74:00 Rebecca’s animal right involvement

76:00 The safe haven child return policy

77:35 Bob Barker was NOT wrong!

80:00 Rebecca’s 5 week trip to Gauna in west Africa. Malaria and a third world hospital are involved.

85:30 Who will be the spay and neuter spokeman?

86:45 Angel City Pits /  Karma Rescue

87:45 Semi-vegetarianism

88:50 rebeccacorry.com

89:45 cartwheelkoenig.net

90:50 Jimmy is obsessed with the evilness of Sarah Palin

91:10 The sport of hunting

92:00 Back to midgets

94:30 Repeat: Rebecca likes nylon shorts on men

95:20 “I’ve fallen asleep on a nutsack before.”

96:00 Extreme Makeover, Loose Skin Edition

97:20 Who is Rebecca Mad At? The List.

99:00 Podcasting Changes Everything – Christine E. Taylor

100:00 Final plugs

11:55 Onnnnn the podcast

AK-47 gone, not forgotten

———————–IN-STUDIO NOTES BY DAN KATZ—————————

0 – Jimmy has been the host since episode 1. There has been talk of replacing Jimmy as the host, which is insulting. Jimmy is in love with the musical “Company.”

5 – Larry Miller had the worst hair plugs in the 80’s. Jimmy Pardo = Christmas.

10 – The guys talk about tee shirts.

15 – Guest Rebecca Corry was not happy with her performance on Last Comic Standing.

20 – When she was a kid, Rebecca got expelled from private school for spitting.

25 – Jimmy used to run into Rebecca at the gym and she always cracks him up and then Jimmy’s wife, Danielle, recommended Rebecca for the podcast. One time, Rebecca was having a hard night and Danielle did a cart wheel for her.

30 – Why is it ok to tease people about being short? Rebecca tells a story about a guy giving her a noogie after sex.

35 – One more humiliating story, where Rebecca played an elf. A little Def Leppard hatred sprinkled into the story.

40 – Rebecca defends her use of the word “midget.” The guys talk about midget lore.

45 – Peter Dinklage famous little person. Very pompous.

50 – The guys keep talking about midgets.

55 – If a midget worked at Macy’s, your measurements would be half fantastic.

BREAK

0 – No fucking hate mail about midgets. Last night, Jimmy’s son kicked him in the balls and it still hurts. Jimmy does a sing-a-long about cocks getting hard. Jimmy talks about how he confused some valets outside.

5 – Why is there a midget KKK? Rebecca hates KISS and would go crazy if she ever saw midget KISS. Rebecca has a friend who received oral sex from Gene Simmons.

10 – Rebecca’s friend’s dress was ruined.

15 – The guys talk about the safe-haven law.

20 – Rebecca talks about her really rough trip to Africa.

25 – Spay and neuter your dogs.

30 – Rebecca loves men’s balls so much. Rebecca is fascinated with the skin that gets removed from fat people who’ve lost several hundred pounds.