904 – Wil Anderson

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INTRO: Professional Podcaster Jimmy Pardo introduces himself and the show. Like a professional. Which he is.

1:30 Bounce Bar stains Jimmy’s Mandy Patinkin costume

2:15 Eliot deserves grief for tardiness

3:00 Jimmy and Matt need stand-ins for Eliot’s preshow setup

4:00 Mannequin was a movie that was made

4:30 Jimmy does not let his igorance of Andrew McCarthy prevent him from having outspoken opinions about him

6:00 Christina Aguilera’s Ke$ha meat

6:45 Danny Katz is back!

7:15 Chicago or ad jingle?

9:10 Wil Anderson is the textbook guest

10:20 Should Matt chime in before being introduced?

11:45 NNF is back from the live New York show

14:15 The guys brought back swag from the fans

15:30 TweakedAudio.com watches

17:00 Trying to introduce Wil Anderson

18:00 Meeting old friends on the road

20:00 Shockingly and unpredictably, the conversation veers into beating off

21:00 Jimmy mentions Yahoo Serious to fulfill a promise to Pat Francis

21:45 A complex invention is described by Wil

23:30 There’s no way this could possibly work

25:20 After all that, it’s time to introduce Wil

25:45 Wil’s podcast is named after Rusell Crow’s part-time band

27:00 Thirty-Odd Feet of  Pod|

29:00 Wil Anderson is Autrailia’s most successful stand-up comedian

30:00 Never Not Funny studio is dicey enough for Wil to feel right at home

31:00 Don’t blow-dry your balls just because you see someone else do it

33:00 What Dan wore in New York

34:00 Jimmy owes $10 more to the homo-jar

34:45 Jimmy tells everything he knows about Lacrosse (Google Duke LaCross)

35:30 Matt rescinds his texbook-guest crown

36:15 Wil ponders the meaning of “blow off”

38:00 Wil’s upbringing in Autralia including milking cows. And being peed on.

39:30 Single Wil enjoys the attention he gets in West Hollywood

40:30 Matchmaker Jimmy

41:30 Rental cars and apartment seeking

43:45 Wil is a job-stealing immigrant, like Colin Hay

45:30 Golf-talk featuring Gary Player

46:30 Wil’s horrible TV audition

50:20 Wil has far too little Goldilocks material

51:00 Make no mistake, Jimmy loves Dayton, Ohio, and has nothing against Dayton or the fine people of Dayton

51:30 The convoluted height/fame formula

52:40 Cee-Lo Green, World’s Largest Midget

53:45 Forget You vs. Fuck You

55:45 Chained hotel remote

57:00 Cee-Lo Green Arms (Google should have brought you here!)

57:10 “We’re podcasting in a wormhole!”

57:30 How to teach “thumbs up!”

58:50 Wil’s nephew has his first standup gig

61:45 The four-year-old comedy genius

62:30 Short-arm message board info about Cee-lo Green

63:45 BREAK

64:30 Dan in a “heated argument” that wasn’t

65:40 Dan’s real job: gigalo

66:00 It’s episode 904!

66:30 Jimmy’s knowledge of terrorists

68:05 Australia’s Sandra Sully clarifies the 9/11 jet destinations

69:10 How big was 9/11 news in Australia?

71:10 Clarence Clemons succumbs to the Never Not Funny Curse

73:30 The return of Matt’s Springsteen impression

75:10 Jimmy calls out Wil’s awkward elbow thing

77:00 Trying desperately to plug Wil’s show

79:30 The Montreal smoking club

80:00 Smoking on planes

84:45 Smokers, you know what you are!

86:00 Inner show confusion and wrath

87:00 Apology dossier

87:30 Flip-floppy Australian seasons

88:30 Lumberjacks and lesbos

89:00 Rubbage bin

90:00 Back to the self-pleasuring contest

91:00 More about Cee-lo Green’s short arms

91:30 Rich Brown’s short-armed fan

93:00 Star Trek nerd masturbation

94:10 This episode: home run

94:45 Famous Autralian sports figures

96:30 The intricate details of cricket-playing

98:30 Matt hits a home run with Barbara Walters!

98:45 Craig Shipley! Craig Shipley!

100:30 Onnnnn the podcast

AK-47 gone, not forgotten

——————–IN-STUDIO NOTES BY DAN KATZ————————

0 – Jimmy is dressed like Mandy Patinkin. Jimmy is using a new fabric softener. Eliot is in trouble for the late start. “Mannequin” is a bad movie. Andrew McCarthy is probably not a funny interview.

5 – Dan is back from NY. Jimmy does a sugarloaf sing-a-long. Jimmy scolds Matt for talking.

10 – The guys had a great time at the NY show. Quick TWEAKED audio plug

15 – Guest Wil Anderson talks about getting blown off for a lunch that he didn’t particular want to go to. Comics and musicians jerk off a lot on the road.

20 – Wil tells the story for the most elaborate masturbation contest/homemade vagina.

25 – Russell Crowe, before he was famous, had a bad rock band and called him self Russ LeRock. The guys talk about blow drying your balls at the gym.

30 – The guys talk about peacocking, about Dan’s ridiculous clothes, and rapist Lacrosse players.

35 – Wil Anderson grew up on a farm on Anderson road and left the family farm ‘cause he was tired of animals peeing on him and sort of enjoying it because it warmed him. John Denver sing-a-long. Wil loves it when gay men check him out.

40 – A former porn star helped Wil find his apartment out here.

45 – Wil talks about a NY audition that should’ve gone great due to some awesome

50 – Cee-lo Green midget?

55 – Wil talks about teaching comedy to his nephew.

BREAK

0 – Dan had a heated conversation during the break. The guys have a heated discussion on which terrorist to have on the show for episode 911. Wil talks about an Australian anchor who, on the real 9/11/01, said during the broadcast that a plane crashed into the World Trade Center, “not the plane’s original destination.

5 – Clarence Clemons died. He was 69 years old. Up top to the big man on top.

10 – Wil is doing a show with Dave Anthony and Greg Behrendt at Largo the day this episode drops. Jimmy and Wil first met in Montreal.

15 – The guys talk about how some clubs that still have smoking sections and what it was like when airplanes. The guys hate on smoking.  

20 – If Eliot ever murders Jimmy, he might get a light sentencing. Here’s why… also, the guys talk about the different seasons for Australia.

25 – Wil talks about the dumbest hate mail he’s ever gotten. Wil talks about cricket.