802 – Craig Bierko
Notes for this episode by special guest NeverNotNoter Tom Bolton!
Thanks Tom for your hard work and thorough coverage of this episode!
PARDCAST.COM MESSAGE BOARD FOR THIS EPISODE
1:41 Santa is Lionel Richie
2:06 No one knows where Dan is
3:30 Craig is Tall, Jimmy isn’t. Offensive.
3:54 2nd most handsome guest behind Jon Hamm
4:15 Jimmy first saw Craig steal the movie in “Sour Grapes”
5:10 Jimmy Sees Craig at Largo with Janeane Garofalo
6:20 Its an honor to be nominated for Tony
6:57 Lets get all TMZ
7:50 Craig’s Jimmy impression: “We’ll talk about it.”
8:20 Janeane and Craig’s Largo bit
9:26 “Your wife is funny because she says underpants.”
9:50 Fans of slack
11:12 Craig’s emails
11:30 Todd Barry’s emails!
12:30 House shoes
13:20 Diphthong
14:20 Sammy Jackson
15:10 Canadian winters are not even weather
15:35 The wind off the lake in Chicago: “The Hawk”
15:50 No one calls it “The Hawk”
16:27 Craig puts himself to sleep
16:40 Craig’s ringtone score
17:10 Don’t violate the axis
18:00 Craig needs a crazy winter coat
18:20 The wind changed my life
18:36 Never Not Being Stabbed
19:45 Sexiest Man In The World
20:10 Jimmy possibly calls Craig, “Greg”
20:40 Richard Kind calls Craig, “Craig”.
21:33 RR = Ryan Reynolds
22:22 A Clip from Pompous Clown
22:40 Jimmy is tired from phoners
23:08 Ryan Reynolds changed his name… to Ryan Reynolds
24:10 Craig is past deadline
24:50 Keith, Craig’s imaginary assistant
25:17 Craig listens to NNF and talks about it on Twitter and Interviews
26:28 Craig’s giant head
26:45 ‘Cinderella Man’ Talk
27:45 Craig Freezes
27:58 Pollack’s Buffering Bit
28:36 Dental Slides
28:50 Jimmy talks funny. Jimmy’s emails are not funny.
29:45 Craig wrote an essay’s worth of Jimmy praise.
31:00 Glasses are on top of the POLO corduroy jacket
31:10 Craig’s Sunglasses bit
32:20 John Wayne Gacy, bad guy?
33:30 If Jimmy uses this bit on stage, Craig will unleash the animal attorney
34:45 Explaining ‘Scared Straight’
35:55 Back to Max Baer
37:00 Jimmy’s emails are NOT funny
37:33 More Jimmy praise
37:58 Craig hates L.A.
38:30 Richard Kind needs a bathroom
39:40 Back to Max Baer
40:00 When did Cinderella Man come out?
40:35 No awards for C.M.
40:40 Very brown for Spring.
41:11 Prosthetics for Baer?
42:00 Craig would love to hear the Gacy bit.
42:20 Another great Cinderalla Man story starring Paul Giamatti
43:20 Jimmy’s been sick for six months
43:50 Craig hates Los Angeles
44:10 New York is Hustlin’ and Bustlin’
44:50 Craig’s weird tooth picker
45:10 Non-Stop Spinach
46:00 DEEP THROAT energy drink/LA sucks cont.
48:10 Hotel stay vs Friend House stay
49:20 Yaphet Kotto makes an appearance
49:40 Art Blakey makes an appearance
50:00 Back to Giamatti
51:00 Listening to Jimmy makes Craig talk like Jimmy
51:30 Jimmy’s cadence is like Jazz
52:13 Jimmy’s emails are boring, once again.
53:05 Jimmy wants Matt to say more than four words in the second half
53:40 Craig is an asshole for chugging and eating his bottle of water
54:20 BREAK TIME
55:30 ATTENTION COLLECTORS!! A rare second “indeed”.
55:45 “We’ll talk about it…” and Dickens
56:00 Books?
56:30 The War for Late Night discussion
57:00 Credit Card Parking Meters
57:20 “Pocket Full of Nickels” starring Little Jimmy Pardo
58:00 Craig is from Broadway, not you ELIOT!
58:30 Craig’s hair is real
59:40 “Ethan?” Quoting Jimmy.
1:00:15 More Richard Kind + George Clooney
1:03:15 Show business ended 11 days ago
1:04:38 “Glen” is over.
1:05:05 “Space Fans”
1:05:35 Christopher Guest story
1:05:55 Bad memory at 46
1:07:15 Jimmy’s emails aren’t boring, just not funny.
1:07:50 Back to Christopher Guest story
1:08:55 “There’s heat coming out!”
1:09:22 “That’s funny” = not funny
1:09:50 “Thirtyish”
1:10:05 Christopher Guest: “Helmets.”
1:11:45 Back to the “Kotto Well”
1:12:00 Craig was in “Guys & Dolls”
1:12:28 Craig’s completely unique Guys & Dolls story
1:13:45 Kotto
1:14:30 Circumcision Talk!
1:15:00 Ahhhh… Kotto!
1:15:17 Back to Guys & Dolls/Peter Tork story
1:20:25 “YES.”
1:24:45 Craig’s childhood in Florida
1:27:20 Never meet your heroes
1:28:30 Craig can’t shop anymore.
1:29:05 “Ben Hill?”
1:29:50 A story from the Benny Hill set.
1:30:15 “Its EXACTLY not funny.”
1:30:50 Craig can’t possibly have a “Conquest Of The Planet of the Apes” story.
1:33:10 Paul Williams LIVE
1:34:00 Gettin’ Real
1:34:40 Jimmy’s emails ARE NOT FUNNY
1:35:23 “NO, SHIT”
1:35:40 Weird tooth thing shows up again
1:36:47 Jimmy’s going to vomit
1:36:54 George Carlin talk
1:37:15 “Head Cheese”
1:37:24 “GUACAMOLE!”
1:37:40 The C Word from George Carlin
1:38:20 Jimmy Pardo cuts people down
1:38:35 You shouldn’t need GORP in the middle of a story
1:39:24 Least Downloaded Podcast Of All Time
1:39:35 Kevin Pollack records in a shoe.
1:40:44 Jimmy’s email put Pollack to sleep
1:41:50 “You asshole!”
1:41:57 “Friend Of The Show” or “Friend”?
1:42:21 “Friend” it is
Onnnnnn the podcast.
AK-47 gone, not forgotten
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