3503 – Gaming the system with Doug Benson

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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher

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00 Hello! We’re here!

WLS is in 38 states!

Apple Transcripts – https://support.apple.com/guide/podcasts/view-episode-transcripts-pode3855ee98/mac

Jimmy talks about the accident he saw this morning.

Jimmy talks about milk duds and his new discovery on how delicious they are.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spree_(candy)

They’re still around!

10 – Talking candies!

Party update from Matt! For Zoe’s party they STARTED with pizza and then later that night they did Taco Bell.

Zoe told her guests that the party was gonna be from 2-10! “That’s a full work day, Jimmy.” – Matt.

15 – Jimmy wants the party guests sent home once they start going room to room.

Jimmy got the covid/flu vax. He felt it about 12 hours after he got it, and was under the weather most of the day Sunday.

Frozen shoulder, also called adhesive capsulitis, involves stiffness and pain in the shoulder joint. Signs and symptoms typically begin slowly, then get worse. Over time, symptoms get better, usually within 1 to 3 years. Having to keep a shoulder still for a long period increases the risk of developing frozen shoulder.

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/frozen-shoulder/symptoms-causes/syc-20372684

20 – Dr. Vinny Boombatz!

English Teacher – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_Teacher_(TV_series)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephanie_Koenig

The Undoing – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Undoing

Rich white people getting away with stuff genre!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There_once_was_a_man_from_Nantucket

There once was a man from Nantucket, with a dick so long he could suck it. He said, with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, “If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it.”

30 – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wings_(1990_TV_series)

Sandpiper Airlines!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fugitive_(1963_TV_series)

Sarah Sherman on General Hospital – https://www.soapcentral.com/general-hospital/news-snl-star-sarah-sherman-guest-role-general-hospital

Put Jimmy in the diner on General Hospital!

I go get our guest!

45 – Jimmy and the gang talking about acting and knowing their lines.

Quick mail!

Another Postcard! This one from Matt Brazee.

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/rubber-chicken-museum-archie-mcphees

50 – Doug Benson is here! We’ll be right back! Maybe with a game?!

We’ll be right back!

50m52s – We’re back!

Doug Benson is here! He’s in a black jacket.

Doug tries guessing who was the only person who wore sunglasses on the show.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/usha-vance-reveals-truth-on-claims-hubby-jd-vance-wears-eyeliner

Talking Amber Rose and what a delight she was.

55 – https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/international/us/what-does-bash-slash-mean-why-did-amber-rose-support-donald-trump-at-the-rnc/articleshow/111791779.cms?from=mdr

Talking movies with Doug! Briefly before we go back to politics and Trump interviews.

Day Drinking with Seth – https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJaq64dKJZopE0Xu0KMIpKeBb1PGH1JAs

60 – Julia Louis-Dreyfus father – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%A9rard_Louis-Dreyfus

Doug went to the movies to see Beetlejuice Beetlejuice.

Hawk Tuah girl podcast – https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/digital/hawk-tuah-girl-haliey-welch-podcast-talk-tuah-1235989879/

Talking major podcast deals and who can buy NNF! $100 Million and we’re yours!

It’s the Doug Loves Movies 18th Anniversary!! Big show this Tuesday!

1h20m – Jimmy fills us in on what happened with Funny Money behind the scenes.

Doug talks about why Kristen Stewart’s dad (Stage manager John Stewart) hated him.

1h25m – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panic_Room

OJ’s Gloves – https://www.crimelibrary.org/notorious_murders/famous/simpson/hairs_14.html#:~:text=Rubin%20subsequently%20testified%20that%20moisture,large%20gloves%2C%20which%20fitted%20perfectly.

1h30m – Is there a game for us from Doug??

YES!

Doug talks about the games on DLM.

IMDB talk!

1h40m – Jimmy talks about the Is This Your Card joke he does. He always has a card in his pocket doing a show.

1h40m – Garon wins the Movie that has Never in the title game!

Doug talks about Stephen Kearin on the show Wayne.

1h55m – Moorpark is Kraproom backwards.

Talking comedians and writers that aren’t household names.

Trivia time!

See below for full trivia!

We’ll be right back!

We’re back!

2h – Round the horn!

Necco stands for New England Confectionery Company, the name of the American candy manufacturer that created the iconic Necco Wafers.

Matt’s throwing money!

We forget how fun Doug is!

See you next time friends!

Bye!!!

 

Trivia Results:
Category: Sweets
Question: Sour Patch Kids is exactly the same thing as what other candy just with sour dust added on?

Garon: Swedish Fish (12 pts)
Eliot: Gummi Bears (15 pts)
Matt: Gummi Bears (20 pts)
Doug Benson: Gummi Bears (20 pts)
Jimmy: Gummi Bears (21 pts)

Answer: Swedish Fish

Garon wins!!

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth/Little Asshole