3421 – Hitting you hard and soft with Chris Grace
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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher
NNF Platinum 3421 – Chris Grace (July 2024 Livestream!)
@ChrisGrace
https://linktree.com/chrisgrace
00 Welcome in!
It’s a hot valley Monday morning!
Jimmy talks time!
What’s new everyone?
Xander Schauffele wins 2024 British Open at Royal Troon for second major of year
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Troon_Golf_Club
Talking using technology in Golf, or lack thereof.
Slope Rating measures the relative difficulty of a golf course for players who are not scratch players compared to those who are scratch players.
https://www.usga.org/content/usga/home-page/handicapping/world-handicap-system/world-handicap-system-usga-golf-faqs/faqs—what-is-slope-rating-.html#:~:text=Q.,those%20who%20are%20scratch%20players.
A scratch golfer is a golfer who shoots the same score as the course rating or better.
Yes, rangefinders are allowed in golf during casual play and tournaments, but not during competition rounds at some events. The Rules of Golf allow distance-measuring devices (DMDs) like laser rangefinders and GPS devices to provide information on distance and direction. However, they cannot calculate elevation changes, wind speeds, or suggest a club for a player. Many rangefinders can provide this information, but most have a switch to turn it off.
When and where can you use a rangefinder? A refresher on the rules
10 – Jimmy talks golf and his trying to not care about how he does.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mardy_Fish
New shirt for me!
Eliot at the mall?!
https://genius.com/Cocomelon-do-si-do-square-dance-lyrics
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Do-si-do
What dances have we done?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electric_Slide
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electric_Boogie
Urban Cowboy – After moving to Pasadena, Texas, country boy Bud Davis (John Travolta) starts hanging around a bar called Gilley’s, where he falls in love with Sissy (Debra Winger), a cowgirl who believes the sexes are equal. They eventually marry, but their relationship is turbulent due to Bud’s traditional view of gender roles. Jealousy over his rival, Wes (Scott Glenn), leads to their separation, but Bud attempts to win Sissy back by triumphing at Gilley’s mechanical bull-riding competition.
25 – Twisters (audience) talk!
I’m back from getting our guest!
More Twisters talk?
We’ve got mail!
Someone sent Jimmy a 25 year sobriety pin!
Jimmy talks about Buffalo, NY! He likes the architecture there.
More postcards?!
40 – Ghosts! Ghostbusters!
Let’s spread that crew out.
Matt talks ebikes and full slots for them.
Trivia Taxi?!
45 – Chris Grace is here! We’ll be right back!!
We’re back!
Make sure you are buying a shirt from US on Teepublic! Some folks are using the NNF logo that are not affiliated with us.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/54-40_(band)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Go_Blind
Hi Chris!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suits_(American_TV_series)
50 – Are we gonna talk the Biden news?
Biden stepped down, will we step up?
The guys like Pete!
Jimmy gives some compliments to Bill Maher, but not too many.
Bill Maher and Jiminy Glick – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kjqZHrDUlU
Chris talks about Tony Hinchcliffe.
Chris talks about Mothership in Austin and that Jimmy would do great there, but he ain’t going.
55 – Will Alec Baldwin go back to SNL?
Who do we want for VP?
60 – Chris talks about Biden dropping out being a stark contrast to Jan 6.
Talking Jonathan Groff!
Jimmy talks about meeting Neil Patrick Harris at a nearby Starbucks.
1h5m – Chris decides who he likes more: Scarlet Johansson or Scarlet Opera.
Great year for pets!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jillian_Bell
1h10m – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gillian_Welch
Jimmy wants Chris’ band info: Cusp & Feeble Little Horse
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feeble_Little_Horse
Chris still loves Billie Eilish’s new album!
Jimmy’s not sucking anyone’s joy!
1h15m – Chris’s husband did not like Long Legs. Chris gave it 3 stars.
Celebrity sighting?! Chris has been saving it!
Ghostbusters was released 8 years ago!
1h20m – Numeral!
Sia! Matt guessed it.
Chris could be down for fucking JD Vance and Ted Cruz.
Trivia time!
First time trivia for Chris!
Full results below!
1h30m – Stereo Grace! Great band name!
Stereophonic – https://stereophonicplay.com/
1h33m (+/-) – Welcome back! The season is winding down!
Almost time for SAG paperwork!
Talking Pod Save America.
https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/today-were-all-maga-trump-shooting-assassination/
Garon sucks! – Jimmy’s headphone case
1h35m – Round the horn!
Office neighbor Tyler is a huge fan!
1h40m – Jimmy needs a coke!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wayland_Flowers
Sponsored by Kennedy Todd!
Horror talk – https://screenrant.com/smile-movie-ending-explained/
Eliot’s here with some Irma talk!
The Rocketeer – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102803/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_8_nm_0_in_0_q_the%2520rocketeer
Cantors!
1h55m – Talking Eliot’s phone call with Irma’s parents!
The Act of Killing – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2375605/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_8_nm_0_in_0_q_the%2520act%2520of%2520killing
2h – All answers in lets talk to the fans on some phone calls!
https://www.golfpass.com/travel-advisor/course-directory/2034-crown-point/
Ed from Crown Point! Registered Nurse!
Spike! Spitroast? Camera’s in the body form every end?
Ed guesses Centisecond!
2h10m – HI Todd! Kennedy Todd himself!
“Check the tracking!” Todd to Chris.
Todd says Riccola.
Pasquatch! https://www.mlb.com/video/these-are-your-royals-pasquatch
https://www.mlb.com/player/vinnie-pasquantino-686469
2h15m – HI Nathan!
He’s up in Medford Oregon!
Nathan’s guess Jiffy!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humboldt_County,_California
One more call!
Hi Carla! The only liberal in Arkansas?
2h20m – Carla gives us her cats names: Jack, inege, Janice, EB
Carla guesses Jif.
Eliot does a character for us.
2h25m –
Chris talks about his gratitude being part of the show!
Trivia Results:
Category: Time
Question: One 100th of a second actually has a name and it’s this fun term!
Garon: Millisecond (18 pts)
Eliot: jif/jiffy (4 pts)
Matt: Trillisecond (1 pts)
Chris Grace: Jiffy (19 pts)
Jimmy: Springaling (8 pts)
Answer is: Jiffy
Chris Grace wins!
See you next time!
My pleasure,
Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth/Little Asshole/Broken Clock