3419 – Walking the halls with Oliver Pardo
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0 – Hello! 3419 the Hardcastle! Jimmy talks the 40-year joke of his.
Joe Rogan is just asking questions!
We’re back from vacation, hope all had a great 4th! Jimmy explains what went on in our absence for all you listeners.
Family = #6.
Eliot was not here last time we were, Joseph sat in for him. Matt and Jimmy compare Eliot vs Eliot to an earthquake or the Great Plains vs Rocky Mountains.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Denver
Jimmy talks about the woman on the internet who pretended to be Peter Cetera’s publicist (someone did it for Steve Perry also!)
Peter Cetera retired officially? Looks that way!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Cetera
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asshole_(album)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Prodigy
10 – Eliot admits to passing a kidney stone.
He needs to drink more water! Surprise we all do.
Now he has a sinus infection or a “tonsilith.”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonsil_stones
15 – Matt thinks “The Lowbeams” would be a good band name.
Use low beams on city and town streets and if there’s rain, dust, glare, and other weather conditions affecting visibility. Use low beams if following a car within 200 ft. Use high beams on highways only when there is no oncoming vehicle within 500 ft.
https://mwg.aaa.com/via/car/when-to-use-low-beam-vs-high-beam-headlights
Welcome back Eliot and he brought a guest to the studio! Hello Irma! She is comfortable saying hello! She’s in from Indonesia. 30-hour flight with a 2.5 hour layover in Hong Kong. Her legs and feet got all swollen.
She and Eliot went to see Inside Out 2.
Eliot and Irma’s first date? Ross.
They’ve been talking online since last year.
The Ross confused Irma, likely due to all the stuff on the floor.
Eliot showed her In & Out AND Sprouts.
20 – Aisle seat for Irma!
Irma is all Ross today! Gorgeous ensemble!
It’s Irma’s second time here so Jimmy, of course, welcomes her back.
Irma talks about how she discovered Eliot on a dating app and found the picture of him eating a piece of gluten free pizza. She thought he was cute and she had time so she read the “very long” profile.
25 – They still like each other so so far so good!
Irma talks about customs. She was in line for 4 hours and the AC was broken.
The interview part lasted a minute and they lost her, and many others, luggage because of the long waiting.
30 – Advil: The general guidance from experts is to keep it to 2,400 milligrams (800 milligrams three times a day) within a 24-hour period.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2023/03/11/how-often-can-you-take-advil/11230106002/
Matt suggests an air tag in your luggage!
Eliot is apparently starving Irma and not showing her anything around town?!
35 – Are we experiencing the first fight?!
Lots of expired stuff in Eliot’s house?!
40 – Irma, and Jimmy, love the Container Store!
Jimmy sings Eliot’s praises, and gets a little choked up even!?
Eliot makes Irma feel safe, something she hasn’t felt in the past. It’s strange but she does like it.
45 – Take her to the pier Eliot! But NO FOOD!
Black napkins at the Arthur Jays steakhouse.
Irma talks about being out and it being cold and Eliot giving her his coat, something that she also hasn’t had happen before.
They also went to CVS! And the Magic Castle!
50 – Good steaks at the Magic Castle! Irma wants to eat lots of steak while she’s here.
Irma likes her beef!
Pizza story?! Irma shares about her trip to Chicago and the pizza eating contest in which she ate an 8 pound pizza. She won a voucher, came back the next day and had another one.
55 – Capone’s people still own Chicago! The Chicago Way!
That was Eliot’s segment for the month! Round the horn when we come back!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Designer_Brands
Oliver’s here!
We’ll be right back!
60 – We’re back!
Irma’s gonna play trivia! She could win $5!
Jimmy talks about the Chicago Pizza facebook groups he follows.
Oliver’s here!
Hot of PCAT!
1h5m – Oliver talks about his summer break. Lots of friend hangs!
He’s not working this summer at the pickle ball court because it’s been under construction for months.
Dick around with Tennis or with Pickleball.
Oliver’s walk is the talk of the school apparently (among 2 people).
1h10m – https://christmas-specials.fandom.com/wiki/Put_One_Foot_in_Front_of_the_Other
Lots of applications and no action for jobs and Oliver.
Flea – https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0281359/
Oliver talks more about his summer!
Any movies??
1h20m – Beverly Hills Cop 4! AF!
DJ Khaled golfs! “let’s go golfing!”
Viva Las Vegas with Elvis – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0058725/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_7_nm_1_in_0_q_viva%2520las%2520vegas
Rollercoaster! https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076636/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_8_nm_0_in_0_q_rollercoaster
1h25m – William Link – https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0512894/?ref_=tt_ov_wr
1h30m – Pardo-Koenig’s tried to spot Barbra Streisand’s house on a road trip! More on that on Sunday!
Top Vinyl classic rock songs?
We make some guesses about the top five.
Talking vinyl era songs!
1h40m – Matt has a great trivia question: What flavor is the green haribo gummi bear: Strawberry?!
Round the horn and Trivia time! Below for results!
1h45m – Oliver talks about saying “Whacky Tobaccy” and his Spanish teachers quirks.
We’ll be right back!
1h48m – We’re back!
Who’s missing from Beverly Hillys Cop – https://screenrant.com/beverly-hills-cop-axel-f-missing-characters/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fran_Lebowitz
Not https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annie_Leibovitz
Mark Linn-Baker – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Linn-Baker
2h10m – Although Dr Pepper has similarities to cola, the American Food and Drug Administration has ruled that Dr Pepper is not a cola, nor a root beer, nor a fruit-flavored soft drink. Rather, Dr Pepper is said to be in a category of its own kind, called “pepper soda”, named for the brand.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr_Pepper
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2h15m – Irma’s tiny!
Great job, Oliver!
A joy!!!
Bye!!
Seatle and San Fran! Whatcha waiting for? Sell out Jimmy’s shows!
Trivia Results:
Category: Brands
Question: What drink brand was originally sold as an ice cream topping?
Irma: Mountain Dew (4 pts)
Garon: Dr Pepper (16 pts)
Eliot: Yoohoo (24 pts)
Matt: Yoohoo (16 pts)
Oliver: Sunkist (16 pts) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunkist_(soft_drink)
Jimmy: Orange Crush (19 pts)
Answer: Hawaiian Punch
Irma Wins with her Wager!
My pleasure,
Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth/Little Asshole
