34O – Busting loose with Dan Telfer
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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher
IG: @DanTelfer
https://linktr.ee/dantelfer
0 – Welcome in! 34O! Platinum style!
Stewardess and Theater Gentlemen!
Jimmy’s teaching us something!
You CANNOT use Jimmy’s house key to open the office building door. No matter how many times you try it. It will not work.
According to the Sears Holdings Corporation, the “K” in Kmart stands for the store’s original founder’s last name, Sebastian Spering Kresge.
Jimmy talks about Kresge’s and going there when he was a kid.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kmart
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S._S._Kresge
Barry, a kid Jimmy knew in his youth got beat up at a drive in for maybe saying something racist to the wrong folks.
Wedgies!
Back To The Future talk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qfs38mrZF-4
Jimmy almost wore the same shirt as Matt. He wore his Marillon shirt instead.
10 – Jimmy forgot to mention Mikey at GoBananas and how great and welcoming he was!
Jimmy tries to guess the brand of Matt’s shirt. It’s a classic Fruit of the Loom.
https://www.ladbible.com/community/weird/fruit-of-the-loom-logo-mandela-effect-424796-20240125
Is Al Qaeda crashing cars into Burbank store fronts?
Does anyone go to Ellen’s “farewell” tour?
20 – https://www.thelist.com/1564310/diddy-controversy-has-people-reexamining-ellen-degeneres-show-moment/
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/50-cent-posed-lauren-boebert-084213530.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAACU0d103NVlX8Z3ZuLQojse3hDIKFRzpHV6iAAQcdR_U_33DFnc-rdsKatpneCdzq9bITRPBdEAyroD4oLHtElC5XkAS480twYGdcgBwDhAvZqLgYDY2aBYFCC2ypABQMzCNdo2yW1ArxrL8-ve1DQQEBlQ_TwzX-fCl3DMz1S5i
Trump spit video – https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-did-weird-thing-mouth-080505551.html
Blame it on the Rain talk! It’s a good song!
30 – Dave Matthews is from South Africa https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Matthews
I went to our guest!
40 – Back to the keys!
Matt finally gets to tell us his politics points. It’s about Ted Cruz taking a picture near the 19th Amendment and his supporters talking about how much of a mistake it was to let women vote.
Jimmy talks Fast Times and Ridgemont High! He wants to watch it again! Fast Times is 89 minutes?!
Some mail!
It’s a record!
The Spencer Owen Timeshare – Presentation
45 – We got a letter from Smile Train about a plaque on the wall in a hospital in Mexico where they are thanking Jimmy Matt and the NNF Gang for all the help.
You’re welcome children!
We’ll be right back with Dan Telfer!
49m – We’re back with Jimmy’s Ross Porter impression.
We’re here generally Monday and Thursday between 11-2.
Dan calls out Jimmy for bringing him in to the conversation before the introduction. Jimmy busts his balls about it, Dan says he only has one testacle so please don’t break it.
50 – Dan talks about the live episode of @Midnight on election night.
https://www.cc.com/episodes/6b46rq/at-midnight-with-chris-hardwick-tuesday-november-8-2016-season-4-ep-21
Only the upper producers are on the new After Midnight.
Dan saw Jimmy doing audience work for Conan a couple times. He enjoys seeing television get made.
Seinfeld loves a mid engine!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comedians_in_Cars_Getting_Coffee
Sinbad was never on!
60 – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seeso
Andrea Savage introduced us to Naked Attraction (I think).
Dan is a gentleman who doesn’t jerk to nudity.
Matt offers him a scenario with an Elf and a Sprite.
Dan talks about his dating experiences.
Love Isn’t Blind is on tour! https://www.loveisntblind.co/
Jimmy talks about the first time he met Dan.
Dan’s crinkling his water bottle to remove the label and blames his mental illness.
Is Dan the Dane Cook of geek comedy?!
Matt has a music league update for us!
Worst Duets?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/She%27s_Like_the_Wind
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnum,_P.I.
Ian Freebairn-Smith (pilot, early season 1) Mike Post Pete Carpenter for Magnum PI Theme
Matt may pick Accidental Racist by Brad Paisley & LL Cool J
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accidental_Racist
https://www.houstonpress.com/music/double-duds-the-10-worst-duets-since-ebony-and-ivory-6532103?showFullText=true
Oliver’s comedy night went great! Jimmy talks about it.
More Duet!
1h25m – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anastacia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dancing_in_the_Street
What is Dan’s audition song? Dentist from Little Shop!
Dan CAN sing!
1h40m – Talking Jimmy’s albums!
Round the horn!!
chirping hens!
Outrageous Fortune!
Jimmy has not used the Roomba yet. Eliot gave it to him.
Dan talks about the frother he left a review on amazon for.
1h50m – Eliot’s guessing The Other Guys.
Sam Jackson IS in The Other Guys.
Matt’s guesses The Odd Couple
Dan’s guess: Office Space
1h55m – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Off_Beat_(1986_film)
“One for Oscar!” – Jimmy at the movie theater to Pete Schwaba’s delight.
Eliot gives us the fans!
2h – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Only_the_Lonely_(film)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orange_County_(film)
2h5m – Jimmy’s 3
3) Old School
2) Office Space
1) The Odd Couple
Jimmy and Dan talk about Nerd Poker podcast! Dan gives us the cast.
2h10m – “You ever larp?” – Jimmy to Dan
Go see Dan’s comedy show in Atwater Village at Big Foot Lodge!
https://www.bigfootlodge.com/
We’re done! A joy!
Jimmy’s back in Chicago on September 29!
Juno Temple is in Venom!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julien_Temple
Bye!!
My pleasure,
Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth/Little Asshole