Monthly archives for November, 2011

926 – Paul F. Tompkins

926 – Paul F. Tompkins

  Intro Jimmy is standing, Dan is absent, possibly on safari Balcony lovebirds are here again Matt once again trumped by Oprah Return of the Kong Cam Jimmy is wearing the green striped shirt that’s in the video intro Who doesn’t want a Wayans shirt? Jimmy’s generosity knows bounds: $19 5:00 Silent Paul won’t speak […]

Remembering Pardcastathon 2011

Remembering Pardcastathon 2011

Pardcastathon 2011 is now but a memory of good times and a good cause: approximately $35,000 raised for Smile Train. This is the first year I was not able to attend in person. Despite Pat Francis trying to spread the rumor that this is because of my recent status as married man, it’s really because […]

Funky new look!

Funky new look!

In celebration of Pardcastathon 2011, and the imminent beginning of Season 10, Never Not Notes has been funkified with this new colorful look. It required a lot of careful hand-coding, graphics editing, and meticulous bug-fixing… on the part of whomever made the WordPress theme. On my part, it just took clicking a link and adding […]

925 – Mike Schmidt

925 – Mike Schmidt

  Released 11/21/11 Pardcast.com message board for this episode Intro Penultimate episode Get your finances in order Jimmy accidentally drove to Sacremento Political Corner with Jimmy More than you need to know about Wham vs. George Michael How Jimmy likes his cobb salad (get your Christmas presents ready!) Avacado Grill: closed, so we can’t get […]

924 – Scott Aukerman

924 – Scott Aukerman

  Intro Nazisssssssssss!!!! You already know everything about the episode, so why is Jimmy introducing it? Relax, Triumph is probably not touring Jimmy’s favorite newspaper: The Daylight Savings TImes Gabors and Goulets Jimmy wants a Robert Goulet pin Jimmy changes his underwear in his car, risking jail 5:00 Jimmy is not helping his criminal defense […]

Episode 511 – Todd Glass

Episode 511 – Todd Glass

In exclusive format (which is used when I can’t take note of episode times) Released June 23, 2009 Andrew Koenig seems like someone who would be open to taking an herb instead of Robitussin Generic vs. brand names Fluff Fuck ‘n’ Fold “I’ll take care of this with CASH!” Shopping Mall massages and teeth whitening […]

923 – Gary Lucy

923 – Gary Lucy

  Released 11/07/11 Pardcast.com message board for this episode Intro Starting with a start! Jimmy’s goal: no eye contact, just camera contact Jimmy bails, Matt is disappointed A whole lotta Zep Jimmy needs some jokes Black Dog Daphne’s Subpar Pizza Hairway to Steven Mangia Matt’s Restaurant Rundown Why the Olive Garden hate? 5:00 Jimmy must […]

Passing the Mic: Episode #523 with Pat Francis

Passing the Mic: Episode #523 with Pat Francis

Here’s a special entry of Never Not Notes. I’m taking you back in time to the most infamous of Never Not Funny episodes: the “mic throwing” episode. It was a more innocent time, back in September of 2009, and we all remember exactly what we were doing when we first heard the news that Jimmy […]

Episode 523 – Pat Francis

Episode 523 – Pat Francis

  Note: This is Part 3 of what I call The Fighty Trilogy. The other episodes are 514 and 408. Released September 16, 2009 Purchase this episode Pardcast.com message board for this episode Intro Radio DJ Jimmy takes you around the table AK-47 is here Jimmy says Pat is Matt’s booking, and thinks that maybe Pat is […]

922 – Pat Francis

922 – Pat Francis

Pardcast.com message board for this episode Intro: A trophy and an erection down low Sweater-talk, fucknut! Birthday hats: uncomfortable! Knotted little-girl hair: painful! ZZ Top’s Sharp Dressed Man 5:00 Pat’s pitch-perfect Sharp Dressed Man guitar riff Hector Salamanca Breaking Bad and Gilligan’s Island (you figure out the connection) Jimmy’s Eliot-insult surprised even himself Pardcast-a-thon: SOLD […]