What do the comics think of Never Not Notes?

A few quotes from some names you might know: “Hilarious!” -Greg Proops “Your notes are fantastic.” -Andy Kindler “This summation is pure genius. I love it. I love it, and I am crazy about it! High Coo!” -Andy Kindler again “Nice!” -Graham Elwood “Championship caliber!” -Bil Dwyer “If you can’t do it right, don’t do it. These are an embarrassment. C’mon, Darryl! In a week where […]

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Episode 319 – Graham Elwood (Bag o’ Corn, Friend!)

You can purchase this episode for only $1.49 Or buy the whole season for $19.99 The “Bag o’ corn, friend” episode Jimmy is immediately mumble-mouthed, but pushes on anyway “That’s fun, that’s what happens, that’s life!” Welcome to episode 318! Jimmy proves that he remembers the last several episodes A little Michael Jackson trashing Restarting episode 319 Walking around the […]

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Digging into the Archives

One of my goals with Never Not Notes has been to log not just the current episodes, but the past episodes as well. As you can tell (by clicking the “Previous Seasons” link) that has been a slow process. Don’t worry about me, though. I don’t feel a speck of guilt about it. The truth is, it takes a long […]

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If You Can Count to Four, It Must Be Pat Francis

Pat is back in his rightful place: the third chair in the exclusive and palatial Never Not Funny studios, where he bares his soul, digging into his personal life and resolving some deep-seated childhood issues. No wait, I mean, he talks shit 90 minutes with Jimmy and Matt. As an added bonus, this episode has a special interactive feature: Count-Pat’s-Allergy-Induced-Sniffs. […]

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714 – Pat Francis

Pardcast.com message board for this episode Released 8/18/2010 Intro: Jimmy is totally confident of the episode number, and is immediately enthralled by Dan’s dog skull shorts 1:30 This may be Dan’s last show, despite the fact that he gave Jimmy tissue for his used gum 2:30 Jimmy constructs a confusing sentence to explain why he talks about the weather 3:00 […]

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Ballbusting Matt’s Dad with Mike Sweeney

What’s it like to write for Conan? Who decides whether your name is in the credits, and should you care? What should you do if your dad doesn’t call you on your birthday? What do you do when the guest starts busting Matt’s dad’s balls? All these questions and more are answered in Episode 713 of Jimmy Pardo’s award winning […]

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713 – Mike Sweeney

Pardcast.com message board for his episode Released 8/11/2010 Intro: Once again, Jimmy gets his opening sentences PERFECT because he is a professional. Jimmy still likes to pretend he doesn’t get the episode numbering system which leads into more math than I had to deal with during my entire 6 years of high school. 1:50 Specifically for NeverNotNotes.com, Jimmy is under […]

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Meet Jimmy’s New Neighbor, Ty Burrell

Jimmy and Matt welcome star of screen and big screen, Ty Burrell. Ty just bought a house near Jimmy, so they are going to be best of friends, barbecuing in Jimmy’s back yard, having sleepovers, and playing golf together. And it all started here! Ty’s gigantic, handsome head looms over the studio as the guys talk about the Emmys, Modern […]

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712 – Ty Burrell

Pardcast.com message board for this episode Released 8/4/2010 Intro: 712th episode! We now have more subscribers than ever in a current season. 1:30 Ty’s eagerness causes concern for Jimmy, but Jimmy is going to give him a ramp-up 2:20 Intro of Eliot and Dan, in his chair-matching pants 2:50 Everyone can hear Eliot fine, but maybe he shouldn’t talk anyway […]

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Jimmy Dore is a real **** in Episode 711

Jimmy (“Jimmy”) welcomes Jimmy Dore (“Dore”) for episode 711, and boy do they get into it about 3/4 of the way in. The debate rages as to whether comedians should say **** or if it’s too offensive. Jimmy also decides to not say ****** any more, and meanwhile Dore somehow misspells ****. Dore thinks you should be able to say […]

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711 – Jimmy Dore

Released 7/28/2010 Pardcast.com message board for this episode Intro: Another typically STRONG opening sentence. And never forget. 1:15 White Sox had a deal with 7-11 to start their games at a certain time. I forget what time that was though. 1:35 Jimmy Dore (heretofore known as “Dore” to avoid any confusion with “Jimmy”) gets cussed out right outta the box! […]

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